You don't know me. I doubt that you ever will. Honestly, who I am really is not important. It is what i am going to tell you. The absolute truth. The undying truth. The truth that you need to know. This is for you men and women out there. Going to work every day at your meaningless jobs. Slaving for that uncouth uptight asshole of an employer. Going home alone. Spending your time in front of the tube, no phone calls left on your answering machine. No e-mails. Well, spam but that really shouldn't count for shit, now should it? If you have inhibitions, now is the time to let them go. I really am trying to help you, but hey if you don't need it then as the hip say, "get to stepping." This is a tale of letting go of your frustration. Sexually. Emotionally. Physically. Spitritually. Over the next few days, I will introduce you to a few people that have suffered the same as you. Dana, the lonely school teacher. Jonathan, a desperate office worker dying to break out of his shell. Michaela, a doctor with a ton of money and tons of unhappiness. and I will share with you my struggle to learn the dying art of seduction. Please read this. It may save your life. It may turn you on. It may help you grow your own set of nuts. It may help you stand up for yourself. It may get that sexy stranger to come home with you. Read if you want and only if you dare.

Love,

Zero.

P.S. Am I man or woman?