Freebie

Oh he gets
What she hands out the best
Second he walks in the room
She goes on the move

She comes back smiling
He stands there trying to look so cool
She tells me something
Suddenly I'm the one who's starting to look like a fool

She says "he's a cutie
He gets a freebie
And normally
It'd take weeks
Just like it did with you and me"

They don't have to know each other
He doesn't have to do much for her 
Well whatever,
Who needs a lover anyway?
But its still somethin that just had to ruin my day

So I say "babe,
At least go talk to him
Then you might find out he's not worth it"
She says "hey,
That's not necessary
Because tonight
The guy
Gets a freebie"

Something's always wrong here
And this time 
It just had to be
My turn to see

Oh baby, love like this
Its crazy
I never realized 
You were so easy

Maybe,
I'll go away for a bit
Tune up my looks
Learn new tricks
And fuck playing by the books
Its not too late
I'll get the same
Maybe some way
You'll say
To the man who loves you that day,

"He's a cutie
He gets a freebie
And normally,
It'd take weeks
Just like it did with you and me"

Oh I'm a cutie
I get a freebie
And normally,
It'd take weeks
Just like it did with you and me