It was the year 2512 C.E. Since the bomb had dropped on the U.S. things weren't the same. Those that were far enough away from it didn't die, but they were turned into mutant zombies that only obeyed one person. The organizer of all this madness. Justin Bieber. His slave was Megan Fox who was kidnapped before the incident to work for him.
The only survivors were those that were in the bomb shelters, but those were the ones that could afford it. The poor were tuned into zombies. Along with anything else that wasn't in a bomb shelter. Here is our next dilemma, Justin's zombies are holding everyone captive. Everyone that is is except Joe, Davis, and Chuck Norris. That’s right, Chuck Norris.
After escaping from the zombies our “terrible trio” has been preparing for battle. Joe's new jet black Lamborghini Mercialago with a detachable roof mounted mini gun is ready to roll with Davis as the roof gunner and Chuck is the side gunner. With their weapons loaded, and their lunches packed they left their hideout into the wild, zombie filled, yonder.
After several encounters with the zombies they approach the fortress of the zombie ruler, Justin Mansion. “Few enter, no exit, legend has it” said Davis. “Ya, sure. That will be changed soon enough” said Chuck. Joe pounded down a couple donuts before coming to a stop outside of the main entrance. “What was that for?” asked Davis. “It's a one way trip from here on out.” answered Joe.
As they loaded up from the trunk of the Lambo Davis choose a AA-12 and a sniper rifle. Joe a M1014 and two gold plated desert eagles. Chuck, a rocket launcher and an AK-47. Walking up to the door we noticed it was locked. “Move aside” said Chuck, as he loaded up his rocket launcher. BAM!!! “Open sesame” Chuck Norris said with a smile.
As we stepped inside the castle a rush of cold air blew the dead leaves in
circles. “Creepy” said Davis. Before anyone could say anything else a loud grunt came from around the corner. “Don't worry” said Joe “I got this one”. And before the zombie could even finish coming around the corner it was laying on the ground dead.
“Wait, guys” said Davis “we'll cover more ground if we split up”. “Good point” said Joe “I'll find Megan Fox”. “I'll get rid of the zombies” said Chuck. “I guess that leaves me with Justin” said Davis.
“Well, well ,well these guys sure let them selves go.” said Joe he battled his way through a few XXL zombies with his Desert Eagles. He noticed that he was in a food storage area and one of the zombies fell on the last case of Twinkies. After a short snack Joe thought “Hmmm... well that wasn't there before but, then it was, and wait which way am I going?” so he pulled up a map on his Pip-boy 3000 and was quickly on his way.
Mean while Chuck also had his hands full with some zombies as well. As he battled his way through the constant waves of zombies he began to get pushed back up against the door which lead to were Davis was trying to get a GPS location of their position to gain their bearings in this monstrous castle. He got pushed farther and farther back until his back was on the wall. “I can't hold them off much longer!” he shouted. “I'm almost done” yelled back Davis. As the zombie waves closed in there was only one more thing he could do. “I'm gonna miss you kids” said Chuck as he pushed the detonate button on his pack on grenades.
The the huge explosion ripped through the castle and Joe started to run, until he rounded the bend were the brave man had once fought. Seeing Davis with his head bowed and a tear trickling down his cheek, it confirmed his worst thoughts. “He saved us both” said Davis. “How did it happen” said Joe with a glum attitude.
As Davis explained the sad indecent Justin was steaming mad. For he had heard the explosion and was now letting it out on his poor slave Megan. “You let this happen didn't you!” Justin screamed “you wanted some one to save you didn't you!” “It wasn't me and you know it!” she yelled back. “Why you, I should make YOU clean up the mess that they have made!” Justin yelled. “No I won't, I hate you!” Megan yelled as she ran off to her room.
“We had better hurry” said Davis, “we're running out of time”. “Same plan?” said Joe. “Deal” said Davis. “Megan's room is the fifth room down the hall on your right” said Davis to Joe as he started walking the wrong direction. “Right, I knew that” said Joe as he turned around and walked the other direction. Davis rolled his eyes as Joe took a left and said “wrong way!”. “Right”, said Joe turning and finally going the right direction.
Snap went Justin's flip knife as he flipped it into the closed position and stuck it into his pocket. “They will pay for what they did” he growled in a menacing voice. As Justin was preparing for battle Joe had just entered Megan's room. Looking around he didn't see her until she stepped out of her closet in her nightgown holding a pistol. “Why are you here and what are you doing” she demanded. Joe was at a loss of words and finally muttered “I, I, I am here to save you and get rid of that horrible Justin Bieber”. Satisfied Megan asked smiling, “how can I help”.
Just as soon as those words left her mouth Justin appeared in the door way with a wicked grin on his face and the knife in his hands. “No you won't Megan, not after this”. As Justin approached Megan Joe stepped in his way, “you cruel jerk, you started the end of this world, you won't get away with this!” “oh yes I will” said Justin as he raised the knife, “you will both die a very, very, painful death”.
Just as he was beginning to lower the knife a shot rang out slamming Justin in the back of the head. “BABY” was the the last word that escaped his dieing lips as he crumpled to the floor in a lifeless heap. “Did I miss something here?” said Davis as he came around the corner with his sniper rifle in hand and a grin on his face. “You waited until the last second didn't you” said Joe with a grin on his face too. “I am going to kill you!” said Joe with his arm around Megan. “I'll by dinner then” said Davis. “Deal”, “deal” said Joe.
“On second thought, maybe not” said Davis as they drove off into the sunset, “I forgot my wallet”.