Me: And then the duck said, 'Got any grapes?'
*cricket chirps in the background*
Me: -_- you guys are supposed to laugh at that.
Percy: Uhh...ha. ha. ha..?
Me: Eh, I'll take it.
Nico: That was by far the lamest joke I've ever heard. I think-
Nico fangirl: Nico!! There you are!! *grabs Nico's face and starts kissing him*
Everyone: *raised eyebrows and gapes*
Piper: *covers Leo's eyes*
Leo: Heeeeyyyyyyy.....!
Hazel: When did Nico get a girlfriend...?
Annabeth: More importantly, how did Nico get a girlfriend..?
Percy: HA! Good job man! You've finally done it! *wipes fake tear* My little boy's all grown up...
Jason: *pats Percy's back* I know man...
Nico: *strangled sound*
Me: I honestly cant tell if she's kissing him or literally trying to tear the flesh from his face.....
Conner: I am utterly scarred for life....O.O
Leo: I'm kind of glad Piper's covering my eyes now.....
Piper: O.O You should be.
Nico: *somehow breaks free for air* She's not! *Gasp* My girlfriend!
Jason: Then who the Hades is she??
Nico: No-Ide- *gets kissed again*
Me: .....Okay, lets brainstorm. What could he be saying? Ide...alist? No..Ide...na Menzel? Ide-
Annabeth: Idea?
Me: Yes! He said 'No idea'! Man, I'm such a genius. I surprise myself sometimes.
Annabeth: -_-
Travis: Well boys, lets pull out the shovel again!
Connor: *evil grin*
Frank: Why can't we just use Jack's wand?
Me: *sigh* Hermione told me I wasn't allowed to use it for 'domestic problems'...*heaves sigh*
Annabeth: Who's Hermione?
Me: Your secret British twin. ( I mean seriously, Rick didn't even try with that. They're like the same... -_-)
Annabeth: What?!
Conner: Got the shovel!
Conner: *jabs the fangirl with shovel* It doesn't seem to be doing anything to it!
Percy: Wait, which 'it' is which? The fanigirl, the shovel or Nico?
Leo: *snorts*
Travis: Okay, onto plan C!
Annabeth: Where did plan B go?
Travis: *shrug* I hate it with lunch.
*everyone sports a confused look*
Travis: Okay, the plan is everyone take hold of it's, the fangirl's, limbs and we'll pull it off! :D
Me: That was so stupidly genius I'm surprised that you came up with it.
Travis: I don't know if I should be angry or happy at that statement....
Jason: Okay! On the count of three, everyone pull!
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Truth or Dare Percy Jackson Fan Fic {EDITING}
FanfictionJust a 'nice and friendly' game of truth or dare with our favorite Percy Jackson characters! (A/N I was 12 when I wrote this. People with high level brains and a respect for well written works, leave now. Everyone else: Come in for a laugh, cause we...
