'New Zealand Water Torture'

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I hobbled from Cape Reinga to Murchison

'Twas a night of luxury I was purchasin'

I found your motel

Where the beds are just swell

But your shower tap... it needs servicing!

Complaint/ request left in guestbook of a motel in Murchison.  All other guests had said what wonderfully comfortable beds they had... whilst I focused more on the constant drip, drip, drip of the leaky tap.