I hobbled from Cape Reinga to Murchison
'Twas a night of luxury I was purchasin'
I found your motel
Where the beds are just swell
But your shower tap... it needs servicing!
Complaint/ request left in guestbook of a motel in Murchison. All other guests had said what wonderfully comfortable beds they had... whilst I focused more on the constant drip, drip, drip of the leaky tap.