1.A 20 year old boy gets married to a 65 year old lady. The next day
> after marriage, the boy dies. Reason: He drank expired milk.


2. Why do women love gold more than man? Because Gold has 24 Carrots
> while man has only one Carrot.


3. What is a kiss ? Kiss is an enquiry in the first floor, about
> vacancy in the Ground Floor.


4. Today, in style are small cars, small watches, short skirts, and
> small mobile phones. There will come a time, when the SMALL
> PENIS will be in style, and then YOU will be the man!!!!!!



5.Sardar to sardarni:" Let's try something different, let me do it
> in your ear."
> Sardarni:"Hohji, aur mein behri ho gayi to?"
> Sardar:"Aaj tak goongi hui kya?"


6.Palat ke dekh jalim, tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai,
> husn tum rakhti ho, to, jawani hum bhi rakhte hai,
> gehrai tum rakhti ho, to lambai hum bhi rakhte hai......



7.Jab tere Chicku thhe, sab tere peechoo thhe,
> Jab tere Aam huye, sab pareshan hue,
> Jab tere Kharbhuch hue,bade ajube hue,
> Jab tere jhool gaye, sab tuje bhool gaye!!!!



8.Sexual Thoughts for Today : its not the length, its not the
> size,its how many times you can make it rise!its not how well it
> >fits
> > > but
> how
> often you can make it spit!!!!



9.Teacher asks: Why do buffaloes seem depressed when milked?
> Little Harry: Mam, if someone rubs your boobs for two hours & doesnt
> fuck you, how would you feel????


10. Wife to Doc: An ant entered my vagina. Please help and take it out.
> Doctor removes her panty and starts making love to her.
> Wife(angrily): What are you doing?
> Doc: This is the only way. I will drown the bastard.



11. What do you call two homos having sex? DANDIA
> What do you call a group of homos having sex? DISCO DANDIA
> What do you call hundreds of homos having sex? LATHI CHARGE


12.Man was sobbing in a bar. His friend asked 'why?'
>He said: "my wife makes me pay Rs 1,000/- for every fuk!"
>Friend said:
>
>"you're lucky, she charges others Rs 2,500/-"

14.What did Stayfree tell to condom:
Boss, if u fail, both of us will be out of business for 10 months.

15.What did first ant say to the other climbing the king's legs:
Let's meet at the royal balls.


16.Newlywed couple after having first shot!

Husband: I'll be very frank with u, dear you're not the first girl
I've fucked.
Bride: I'll also be frank, you have still to learn a lot about fucking.




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All couples have different phases of sex life:
>
> > Age 20 - din raat
>
> > Age 28 - roz raat
>
> > Age 38 - jumme raat
>
> > Age 48 - chandni raat
>
> > Age 58 - only jazbaat



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Once there was a sardarji !! he always used to see triple xxx movie and after seeing that movie, his penis used to get hard enough and then he used to have ...

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