«Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.»
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

«If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

«So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?»
- Christina Aguilera

«Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

«I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»
- Greg Norman, Golfer

«It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»
- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college

«Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.»
- Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal

«These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.»
- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»
- Paris Hilton (December 2003)

«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman»
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»
- Mariah Carey, pop singer

«Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.»
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player

«My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.»
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.

«The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

«And now the sequence of events in no particular order.»
- Dan Rather, television news anchor

«Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»
- George W Bush, Austin, Texa...

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