1. Tell him that he looks like a fat cat because of his whiskers
2. Replace all of his shoes with tall high heels
3.In front of him count out how many time Sasuke beet him up
4.tell him over and over that he will never be a true ninja
5. Have Sasuke let his fan girls chase him and tell the fan girls that he will kiss them if they tackled Naruto
6. Tell him that Sasuke is way more hotter than he is
7. Trick Naruto into doing girl cheer leading and say that it is a quality work out with pink Pom poms
8. Make his trainer tell naruto to wash his clothes for the whole day
9. Talk to Naruto about super anger issues and tell him that he needs to see a theripst
10. Tell him to go check out the girls locker room when there was no girls in there and lock the door dont let him out for 2 days and when he comes out hungry say your so week it disgusts me