A Very Willow Challenge

A/N: I LOVE The Other Potter series.

And secret_ninja.

And Willow.

And Seamus. 

And Josh Hutcherson.

Wait,

What was I talking about?

I don't even know. 

Oh well.

Here we go!!

Willeh Pov:

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*BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP*

"Ahh!" I scream. "Shut that thing off I'm sleeping!!!!" I shove my head under my pillow, trying to escape.

"WILLOW CATHERINE TREE POTTER!!!!! YOU GET UP RIGHT NOW!!" Shemione schreeched, replying. "You need to get ready!"

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Don't Wannnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I jumped out of my bed as if I had been shocked. I looked about the dorm. 

Hermione was sitting on a rainbow pony, smiling maliciously.

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Haha no. She had a bucket of ice which she had poured on me. She looked very triumphant. I glared at her. She then changed her expression and gaped at me.

"What? I'm up." I snapped.

"Lilly?" Hermione asked in a small voice, as if she had seen a ghost.

"No. I'm Willow; you are Shemione." I said, as if talking to a baby llama.

She rolled her eyes at me, annoyed.  "Yes of course, Willow. But can you look in the mirror, please?"

Why? Was there an eyeliner mustache on me? I gave her an I'm-on-to-you-look. "You didn't give me an eyeliner mustache did you?" She chuckled.

"No." Well buttface, I'll do it myself. I trotted over to the mirror. I fell to the ground in shock.

In it was not Willow Potter.

It was Lily Potter. "Wha---" I squeaked.

"Your hair turned to the same shade as your mum's." She whispered. "I guess that was they only remaining difference." She continued to herself.

I went back to the mirror. She was right. I looked like a carbon copy of my mum. I suddenly smiled evilly.

Snape.

"What is it?" Hermione inquired, very scared.

Inquired is a funny word.

Haha.

Oh ya, Hermione said something.

"Snape is gonna blow his greasy top." I muttered darkly. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Hermione looked relieved. "Come now we are late!" She grabbed my arm roughly and yanked me out of the dorm. 

"Calm the -----" I started to cuss but my throat constricted and I could not finish. Hermione looked very pleased. "What did you do?" I asked, gritting my teeth.

She just flipped her hair buoyantly. "I cursed you so cannot curse the whole day today!" She cheered. I glared darkly at her because I could not cuss her out. I can't even think cuss words!

Darn you, Hermione.

"I hate you." I muttered and stamped down to the Great Hall.

I sat down sharply at our table, far away from Hermione, the devil. I heard someone sigh next to me. I looked at him. It was Seamus, and he looked like he needed a hug.

But I hate him, so I didn't. Although I did ask him what was wrong.

"Someone stole me Lucky Charms." He spit maliciously. His Irish accent making him sound funny.

I giggled.

He glared.

I fist-bumped him.

"I know that feelin', bro." Even though I had no idea what that was like. I just continued noming my food.

Is noming a word?

Well now it is.

Go eat your heart out.

I just made a new word.

BOOM! World is perfect.

What? 

Carrot.

Other foods.

Plant stuff.

WOAH! How did I get here?

I was outside Hagrid's hut, with all of my stuff for his class.

I don't take his class anymore.

Oh well.

I'm stayin', chick.

DARN YOU HERMIONE!

"I go' a real weird one for ya today." Hagrid said.

He went behind his house and came back with the most amazing creature ever.

Magic rainbow llama.

No jokes.

"Now, who wan's ta come an' ride 'er?" Hagrid asked.