My Funny Conversations cx

LePipluppy:Jake Called You What?!12:15pm

Alexxxx_:xD he was joking12:15pm

LePipluppy:GOOD>.>
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Alexxxx_::')i miss him already.. and he wont be back till sunday 12:15pm

LePipluppy:-.-12:16pmi WON'T BE BACK UNTIL THURSDAY LIKE YOU GIVE A FUCK DX12:16pm

Alexxxx_:WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING D:12:16pm

LePipluppy:TOMORROW!12:16pm

Alexxxx_:NOOOOOOOO12:16pm

LePipluppy:>.>12:16pm

Alexxxx_:WILL I HAVE TO LOOK AFTER THE KIDS? D:12:17pm

LePipluppy:YOU SELFISH BASTARD12:17pm

Alexxxx_:WHAT?!12:17pm

LePipluppy:YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO CARE FOR OUR KIDS
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Alexxxx_:YES I DO, THATS WHY I WAS ASKING! D:12:17pm

LePipluppy:NO YOU DIDN'T WANT TOO!HENCE THE FACE12:17pm

Alexxxx_:YES I DO! WHAT FACE D:12:18pm

LePipluppy:SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN 12:18pm

Alexxxx_:12:18pm

LePipluppy:I'M TAKING THEM WITH ME YOU SELFISH CUNT12:18pm

Alexxxx_: WHY CANT I HAVE THEM?!12:19pm

LePipluppy:BECAUSE YOU HATE OUR KIDS12:19pm

Alexxxx_:BITCH I LOVE OUR KIDS >.<12:19pm

LePipluppy:HENCE WHY YOU NAMED OUR LITTLE GIRL PINEAPPLE!12:20pm

Alexxxx_:CAN I AT LEAST KEEP BANANA HERE WITH ME?! AND PINNEAPPLE IS A LOVELY NAME 12:20pm

LePipluppy:BUT IF YOU KEEP THE DOG THEN WHO WITH COCONUT AND PINEAPPLE PLAY WITH?!12:21pmMY NIPPLELESS TITS?!12:21pm

Alexxxx_:

YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE WITH NOBODY?!LEAVE ME THE DAMN DOG 12:23pm

LePipluppy:YOU HAVE PEOPLE!!! PINEAPPLE AND COCONUT ARE COMING WITH ME. AND SO IS BANANA12:23pm

Alexxxx_:PEOPLE WHO?! MY BOYFRIEND LEFT, MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT, MY KIDS LEFT, AND MY DOG LEFT, I HAVE NO ONE D:12:24pm

LePipluppy:YEAH SO!? GET A CAT?! NAME HER KIWI OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT12:24pm

Alexxxx_:

FINE