I was just sitting there when I got a message from a random girl.

THIS MESSAGE CONTAINED ALL THE INFORMATION OF THE U.S GOVERNMENT. 

Well, not really. 

But it contained the worst story in the history of everything. 

The girl wrote the story in half english, half... I'm not sure what. And then she informed everyone in a comment she would need 10-15 votes and fans to create a new chapter. I was so angry I commented. The next chapter was thankfully in english. But then there was the ultimate sin.

"My name was ____"

Your name WAS that? Dumbass. 

Her profile says shes a good writer. 

..........................

DEAD.