In Real Life

The Third Leg

I absolutely hate this chapter and I don’t know why. I had to finish it fast so I could update before my vacation. Maybe you will like it, I don’t know.

Warning: this chapter is weird, crazy at first, have spelling and grammar mistakes a lot.

 

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Have you ever hated a color so much that every time you see it, you just want to stab your eyes with a fork? Cause I do. Every time I see that hideous girly girl color, I want to stab my eyes with a fork.

It was everywhere, I couldn’t escape it. I never noticed it before, but now I see it clearly- everywhere around me and I couldn’t be more sick.

Pink was everywhere. In the streets, in the market, in home, in my room. It was a living nightmare and HE made it worse. The regular kind of pink color stuff that I owned was easy to get rid off, but every time I get rid of something another thing shows up magically. It kept showing up quickly and soon my room was turned into a pink colored stuff Dumpster. And it became worse as the nightmares started with these things coming to life and attacking me. I even dreamed of my own Vagina walking to me, eating me and shoving me deep down in the depth of its hell.

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Did you get how disturbing these nightmares are? I’m scared of my own vagina. I don’t even come near it anymore.  I don’t even know why Gabriel wants it so much, it’s going to eat him.

Mmh, maybe guys like these things. I don’t understand them.

Evil vagina.

Evil Gabriel Reus for making my life a living hell. He is the one who brought all these pink stuff.

Maybe those two do belong together. Evil vagina and Evil Gabriel. They will create quite a mess.

Right now, I was admiring a black box in awe. This may be my new favorite color! It was so breathtaking and makes me feel alive. Unlike pink, it didn’t bring sickness and nightmares.

I threw the box at the wall in sudden rage. I was going crazy. Every time I close my eyes that scene keeps playing over and over and I get closer and closer to burying myself alive out of embarrassment. It was the most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to someone. Stealing my panties and me turning into a whore from his slightest touch was embarrassing enough, but falling on top of him thinking I won while his face was stuffed between my legs looking up directly at my vagina was the top of it. And the fact that he will never forget it and will keep mentioning this accident all the time, plus showering me with pink colored gifts was the top of the top of it. I will never live till the end of it.  

I  made a mistake by looking to my right as there were pink teddy bears in all sizes. I quickly turned my head away as the more I looked at them the more they turned into monsters. Only then I saw that I made another mistake as more pink stuff lay on the other side. I squeezed my eyes shut, praying for these nightmares to end.

I was praying for someone to save me when the door opened. In this instant I thought my prayers were answered, but when I saw Donna walking in, in all her pink PJ’s glory I knew that God hated me so much.

She gave me a once over with a raised eyebrow, clearly wondering why the hell I was crawling into a ball looking like I’ve been living in a horror movie. She traveled with her eyes along the pink puke that covered the room, then her eyes landed on me again “what the hell?”

“What?”

“I never knew that you had such an obsession with pink, ” she observed the pink teddy bears and I could see awe in her eyes. Monsters lover.