A Winsome Lass & The Bonny Boy

The Wedding List - Part 1

The Wedding List  - Part 1    

by sloanranger

To all 'oor friends on Wattpad

ye'll be happy now, at last,

to know m'self and Winsome lass,

will be wed...and fast.

Seems lass has gained some weight

and though there is no worry;

her Pap's told me to wed her fast,

he's in a bit 'o hurry.

On top o' that there'll be soon,

another wedding, after;

@OwainGlyn and @DebZirOeZ's gnome

marrying wi' more laughter.

So ye're all invited to the feast,

The bride she is a cooker.

Turns out in fact, and at least,

she's more'n just a looker.

Ye'll all be asked, if ye can,

to bring a covered dish,

of ye're favorite viands,

whatever 'tis ye wish.

@MiaLotis, @CarolinaC

wi' your culinary aegis,

neither of ye need recipes,

to make a real fine haggis.

@seasofme and @lkrice,

we hope you will not ponder -

Lass has asked for you real nice,

to be her maids of honor.

Dear @hughena and @RedHare

@aabhie and @think_done,

it wouldna be a wedding

ye both couldna come.

@Lisaner, gailrunschke,

@therideoflife, @Gypsylane,

@ShannonKellie, @rosamiee,

Lass wants ye for her maids.

We know there'll be a'drinkin'

an we want you to have fun.

But mind ye' now, I'm thinkin'

that her Pap'll tote a gun.

There will be more print-outs,

an invitation boom

for this grand occasion,

from Lass and me, the groom!