KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL
Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly
Anthony Bourdain
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Portions of this book have appeared previously elsewhere: much of the 'From Our Kitchen To Your Table' and a few other stray bits of business appeared in The New Yorker, under the title, 'Don't Eat Before Reading This'. The 'Mission to Tokyo' section appeared first in Food Arts, and readers of my short story for Canongate Press's Rover's Return collection will see that the fictional protagonist in my contribution, 'Chef's Night Out' had a humiliating experience on a busy broiler station much like my own. I'd also like to thank Joel Rose, to whom I owe everything . . . Karen Rinaldi and Panio Gianopoulous at Bloomsbury USA. Jamie Byng, David Remnick, the evil Stone Brothers (Rob and Web), Tracy Westmoreland, José de Meireilles and Philippe Lajaunie, Steven Tempel, Michael Batterberry, Kim Witherspoon, Sylvie Rabineau, David Fiore, Scott Bryan, and my ass-kicking crew at Les Halles: Franck, Eddy, Isidoro, Carlos, Omar, Angel, Bautista and Janine.

Cooks Rule.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have changed the names of some of the individuals and some of the restaurants that are a part of my story.
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CONTENTS

* APPETIZER
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o A Note from the Chef

* FIRST COURSE
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o Food Is Good
o Food Is Sex
o Food Is Pain
o Inside the CIA
o The Return of Mal Carne

* SECOND COURSE
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o Who Cooks?
o From Our Kitchen to Your Table
o How to Cook Like the Pros
o Owner's Syndrome and Other Medical Anomalies
o Bigfoot

* THIRD COURSE
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o I Make My Bones
o The Happy Time
o Chef of the Future!
o Apocalypse Now
o The Wilderness Years
o What I Know About Meat
o Pino Noir: Tuscan Interlude

* DESSERT
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o A Day in the Life
o Sous-Chef
o The Level of Discourse
o Other Bodies
o Adam Real-Last-Name-Unknown
o Department of Human Resources

* COFFEE AND A CIGARETTE
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o The Life of Bryan
o Mission to Tokyo
o So You Want to Be a Chef? A Commencement Address
o Kitchen's Closed

* A NOTE ON THE AUTHOR


APPETIZER
A NOTE FROM THE CHEF

DON'T GET ME WRONG: I love the restaurant business. Hell, I'm still in the restaurant business-a lifetime, classically trained chef who, an hour from now, will probably be roasting bones for demi-glace and butchering beef tenderloins in a cellar prep kitchen on lower Park Avenue.

I'm not spilling my guts about everything I've seen, learned and done in my long and checkered career as dishwasher, prep drone, fry cook, grillardin, saucier, sous-chef and chef because I'm angry at the business, or because I want to horrify the dining public. I'd still like to be a chef, too, when this thing comes out, as this life is the only life I really know. If I need a favor at four o'clock in the morning, whether it's a quick loan, a shoulder to cry on, a sleeping pill, bail money, or just someone to pick me up in a car in a bad neighborhood in the driving rain, I'm definitely not calling up a fellow writer. I'm calling my sous-chef, or a former sous-chef, or my saucier, someone I work with or have worked with over the last twenty-plus years.

No, I want to tell you about the dark recesses of the restaurant underbelly-a subculture whose centuries-old militaristic hierarchy and ethos of 'rum, buggery and the lash' make for a mix of unwavering order and nerve-shattering chaos-because I find it all quite comfortable, like a nice warm bath. I can move around easily in this life. I speak the language. In the small, incestuous community of chefs and cooks in New York City, I know the people, and in my kitchen, I know how to behave (as opposed to in real life, where I'm on shakier ground). I want the professionals who read this to enjoy it for what it is: a straight look at a life many of us have lived and breathed for most of our days and nights to the exclusion of 'normal' social interaction. Never having had a Friday or Saturday night off, always working holidays, being busiest when the rest of the world is just getting out of work, makes for a sometimes peculiar world-view, which I hope my fellow chefs and cooks will recognize. The restaurant lifers who read this may or may not like what I'm doing. But they'll know I'm not lying.