Just the way you are [Humor mix]

[ This poetry/parody is inspired from the song 'Just the way you are' by Bruno Mars. Am pretty sure if he hears this he might decide to commit a suicide as I have officially butchered this song. :P
P.S- I love this song so no offense to the artist and I hope you enjoy this version :) its only for entertainment ]

Oh, her eyes, her eyes
Make it look like the traffic lights are shining
Her hair, her hair
Curls up without her trying
She's so disgraceful
And I see her everyday (noooo)

I know, I know
When I tell her she won't believe me
And it's so, it's so
Sad to think that she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me "Do I look okay? "
I say

When I see your face
There's everything that I would change
'Cause you scare me
Just the way you are
And when you smile
I can sit and puke for a while
'Cause girl you scare me
Just the way you are

Her lips, her lips
I could cut them if she'd let me
Her laugh, her laugh
She loves but I think it's so sucky
She's so disgraceful
And I see her everyday(nooo)

Oh you know, you know, you know
I'd always ask you to change
If not perfect what you're searching for
Please don't just stay the same
So don't even bother asking if you look okay
You know I'll say

When I see your face
There's everything that I would change
'Cause you scare me
Just the way you are
And when you smile
I can sit and puke for a while
'Cause girl you scare me
Just the way you are

The way you are
The way you are
Girl you're uninspiring
Just the way you are