Spoof Series 1: Twilight

Edward: I want to kill you
Bella: What?!
Edward: I love you
Bella: What?!
Edward: I'm a vampire
Bella: What?!
Edward: I killed Elmo
Bella: WHAT?!
Edward: I'm gay
Bella: Wait seriously Edward like I didn't know that, you sparkle!
Edward: I have to leave you now, because I'm idiot, and even though there's an evil psycho vamp. after you I'm still gonna leave
Bella: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait will you bite me first?
Edward: No because, I don't want to turn you into a beautiful, rich, immortal, vampire
Bella: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!