DFSHYDTYSYUDGH THIS IS BEAUTIFUL GUYS JUST BEAUTIFUL! HDSTDUYZG
SLENDER MAN'S BUTT!!
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Stranger: Hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: The stranger approached the girl cautiously asking for her sex. The girl simply pulled out her paddle and showed the mother fucker how it's done.
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Stranger: m
You: The M and M walked over an introduced himself, the young lady looked and blushed
You: Suddenly, the young lady pulled off her skirt to reveal a rather creepy lookign old man glancing wantingly at the M and M.
Stranger: wtf!?
You: Slowly and gently the old man reached forwards and stroked the M and M's face. While puring. He was puring. ALLURINGLY.
Stranger: seriously! Is this guy a rapist or.....
You: The old man was insulted by the M and M's reaction and took a big chunk out of his head. That's it. M and M's dead. Stories over. Fuck off kids.
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Stranger: [Malin, 18, female, dark blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'2". Just use good grammar/spelling and pick up where I left off. GUYS ONLY.] We had been together for almost two years now and I had recently found out that I was pregnant. We had both been happy about it. I'm 18 weeks pregnant so it has just started to show. You've been gone for the weekend and now you're on your way to me. I've been missing you a lot and I am excited.
You: *FF IN TIME* i'm at the hospital with my very lovely wife. SHe is about to give bith and I'm so excited to finally set eyes upon this miricle we are bringing into the world. I prance nervously around the waiting room until I hear a sudden cry of a baby. Happiness over takes my emotions and I rush into the room to see a doctor holding a tiny baby telling me it's a girl. Yes! Iv'e always wanted a little girl. As I hold the little girl in my arms she suddeny figgits and pees on my arm. The Doctor stares at the long trail of urine traveling through the air and he then clears his throat and corrects himself by informing me that it is indeed a boy. Not a girl. "YOU LIED TO ME!" I scream and with that, I take a giant bite from the babies face and walk away without another word.
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You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: LETS ROLPLAY MOMMY!! URH! *The drunken woman states as she stumbles through the car wash*
You: Head fisrt
You: Oops! There she goes.
Stranger: rofl
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The Many Adventures of Omegle
RandomThis is what happens when an under aged girl decides to go on Omegle....