Stop. Just Stop.

About me/plus more-but not too much...stalker.

You know those things you're suppose to learn at an early age?

I didn't.

Don't make fun of me, but I didn't know how to ride my bicycle until I was 11. And, that was only because my parents got tired if wasting gas on me, so they were like, "you either walk, or learn to use this contraption. Your choice".

Still don't know how to swim.

I am very picky with my food.

Favourite colour is green.

I don't have a cell phone yet.

I'm random, and start to quote commercials and tv shows/movies when I get bored.

Cake/cupcakes is disgusting!

...except red velvet. You gotta like red velvet.

Got ten fingers and ten toes.

Proud ass Nigerian right here!

I don't like honey, people don't believe me when I say that. But, it's like the fucked up version of maple syrup to me. Ick!

Got two brothers and two sisters. Can't stand any of 'em.

I have a whole 2 dollars and 65 cents in my wallet.

*Cue State Farm grandpa* "I got you a dollar".

"Why, thank yo-"

"Oh! You've gotta be quicker than that!"

Anyway...

I smile a lot.

I'm very sarcastic.

Bookworm over here! GO NERDS!

I'm legal.

Or am I?

O.0

Never had Wendy's, Whataburger, Starbucks, and a shit load of other things.

America is not at all what I expected.

Never stepped foot in a mall.

Only gone to the movies 3 times in my whole life.

Popeyes and Churches are the same damn thing.

KFC is complete shit.

My little brother called the Po Po on me 'cause I wouldn't let him use the computer.

Coke and Pepsi, there is a fucking difference! Don't you dare deny it!

I don't see what's so awesome about Chipotle.

I only put nail polish on just to peel it off right after.

My friends find me wierd because I like all genres of music, from screamo to opera, my play list confuses them.

Um, that's about it!

So, high five a stranger.

Kiss the sun.

Kill your ex.

Taste the rainbow.

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FERGALICIOUS!