5sos Preferences

group messages (michael)

I am currently sitting outside of where I teach gymnastics looking like a loser because my mom won't pick me up.

hold up.

Do you know The Vamps?

yeah, cute British indie-pop band.

If you go to their twitter and scroll down a few tweets (my twitter is @grxngeluke SELF PROMO) you'll notice my tweet is there. Yup they RTed me. And followed. hold me.

Yah so that's rad.

I cried.

This is short don't touch me

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group texts (Michael)

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Mikey bear: someone bring me pizza

((me texting my mom tbh))

You: lol no

Irwie: no

Cal Pal: no thanks

Hemmo: nah

Mikey bear: how rude

You: whY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUuUude

Hemmo: doNT YOU KNOW IM HUMAN TOoooO

Irwie: shut up

You: you're such a grumpy old man, Ash

Cal Pal: I agree

Mikey bear: still waiting for pizza

Hemmo: you want what you can't have

Mikey bear: but I could have it if I had nicer friends :(

You: I'm not your friend

Mikey bear: girlFRIEND

Irwie: shes yo BITCH

You: Ashton, my little old man, don't go street on me

Cal Pal: please don't

Hemmo: agreed

Irwie: IMMA FUCK YOU UP

Mikey bear: seriously I need pizza

Irwie: YO MOTHAFUCKAS GET MY HOMIE SOME PIZZA

You: Mikey, get your own pizza

Mikey bear: noooooooooooo

Hemmo: you guys are boring :-(

Cal Pal: I agreeeeeeeeeee

You: tHEN LETS PLAY A GAMMMEEEE

Irwie: what game?

You: OH there's this really fun one where someone asks you a question like 'Luke, what's Cal's favourite kind of cheese?' and Lukey has to answer correctly

Hemmo: its mozzarella :-)

Cal Pal: its cheddar you noob

Hemmo: oh

Irwie: so you have to ask the person a question about a separate person in the group?

You: yuppers

Mikey bear: LETS PLAY

You: okay, Lukey, what's Mikey's favourite food?

Hemmo: idk

Cal Pal: you're an idiot

Irwie: seriously dude?

Hemmo: what?

You: hint: Michael wants another slice

Hemmo: sliced meat

You: you're stupid

Mikey bear: its pizza you loser

Cal Pal: awh poor Lukey

Hemmo: :-(

Irwie: Lukey poo, your turn.

Hemmo: Ashton, who's Calum's favourite member of 5sos

Irwie: the drummer, duh

Hemmo: NO ITS ME

Cal Pal: lol no its Ashton, Luke

Irwie: Y/N!!!!! what's Mikey's biggest turn on?

You: why? You gunna try it on him?

Irwie: ew no

You: well it's either lip biting or when I wear low cut tops ;)

Mikey bear: LOW CUT TOPS HOLY SHITtTT

Hemmo: EW

Cal Pal: GEISUWUWJWBSH

Irwie: TMI TMI EW TMI

You: well it does look pretty good 😏

Cal Pal: PLEASE STFU

You: I happen to be wearing one right now

Mikey bear: please show me

Hemmo: SO DONE

Hemmo has left the conversation

Irwie: GROSS

Irwie has left the conversation

Cal Pal: use protection, you two I don't want a preggo Y/N

Cal Pal has left the conversation.

You: babe?

Mikey bear: yes?

You: I'm not wearing a low cut top, I just wanted them to leave

Mikey bear: good move, but I'm let down. I think in return you should give me cuddles

You: deal <3

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I thought it was a spanish thing alright