How the hell did he get into my room in the first place I thought to myself. I was honestly getting really creeped out with Luke, how did he find out where i lived let alone get into my room. I decided to get ready to go to his house anyway because it was almost 6 so i made my way down stairs to get a quick snack. I opened the fridge and i ate a bowl of haters, my favourite.
After I was done I took my clothes off to have a shower. I walked to the bathroom whilst singing because it was a habit of mine. As i opened the shower curtain i screamed at the top of my lungs.
"OH MY GODDDDDDDD" I exclaimed. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE"
It was luke sitting in my bathtub in a spiderman costume meditating to the sound of my cats peeing in the corner of the bathroom.
"Sorry Eve, jai was stressing me out at home. i needed a place to cool off and meditate to the sound of peeing cats. It really does work"
Whilst still being confused, I realised i was still naked. luckily lukes eyes were still shut from the meditation so i ran as fast as i could to grab some clothes and put them on. "Its 6:30 and since you're here you should walk me to your house."
"ok ok fine" he replied while hopping out of the bath tub. His bulge was extremely visible and i couldnt help but stare. It was like the incredible hulk being restrained by the stretchy material of the spider man costume. I just wanted to let the poor creature free, it looked like it was suffocating. Luke walked towards my window and turned to me.
"Ok eve, jump onto the lukemobile" he said with a grin whilst patting his penis.
"ummmmmm what?! you want me to jump onto your.... dick?"
"what GOD NO eve what the hell, the lukemobile is this" he pointed down towards the street. I peered over the window to look at what he was pointing at. It was a racecar like machine. I was impressed.
"ok lets go!" i said eagerly, jumping out of my window. The window was close to the ground so it was safe enough to jump out of. Luke followed behind me as i made my way to the 'lukemobile'
i sat in the passengers seat and before luke sat in his seat he took his pants off.
"Luke why are you taking your pants off......."
"How else do you think i power this lukemobile? on petrol? i aint got time for that shieeet" he pointed at his seat and there was a massive hole in it. he then pointed to the back of the lukemobile and that was when i realised..
"you power this thing with.... your.... fart?"
he grinned in agreement and pulled out a box under the seat. it was filled with cans of baked beans
"oh sweet jesus luke" i sighed as he opened one can and chugged down the baked beans. "no wonder he smelt of baked beans when we did you know what" i thought to myself
"ok we're ready to go" luke shouted. "3,2,1" and that was when i heard the most excruciating fart noise i had ever heard in my life...
chapter 6 will be up soon :)
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