How Not To Fuck Up a Werewolf Story

Cliche Nope.

I'm kind of hilarious in this chapter.

Oh No, My Sexy Quarterback Boyfriend Is A Werewolf and I'm Pregnant with His Baby- I'm Only Sixteen.

Written by: Someone on bath salts.

Featuring: Characters that are as bland as a blank piece of paper, random enemies that are only added for much needed plot, girls that have absent fathers/parents but other than that no back story, dialogue that makes you cringe, and sex scenes that make you barf up your dinner!

Also: Special appearance by the totally not cliché evil seventeen year old Rogue that- *gasps* turns out to be the Alpha's BROTHER! NO WAY!!!1111!!!!one!!!!!

If you think I'm joking....I'm not.

I'm really not.

I'm sitting here, watching a George Lopez movie while my monthly 'gift' ruins my insides but I'm still going to tell about a little thing I like to call: 99.9% of every God damn werewolf book on this freaking site.

So, this is only going to be one of MANY clichés on Wattpad, but I'm going to tell you in great detail about how fuckin' stupid this one is, that I will need one chapter just for each cliché.

Now, students, since you have came here for wisdom/common effin' sense, where is the first mistake?

That's correct, the title. *gives you a cookie.*

Now, if you guys are staring blankly at your screen and thinking: "I thought it was a very good title, it lets us as readers know what we were about to read."

Wow..... almost like A SUMMARY.

And if you haven't seen those kinds of books, well, let's trade accounts cause that is ALL I see.

Now, I will give you some examples of what not to name your stories:

Help, my boyfriend is an Alpha Werewolf!

Help, my boyfriend is an Alpha Werewolf and my FIVE brothers are too!

Help, I'm pregnant and I just Found out I was a Werewolf! Fertilized by a Werewolf Also!

My mate- is an EMO GIRL?! -wow, that's fucking offensive.-

My mate- is an EMO ALPHA WEREWOLF?! -wow. wow.-

My mate rejected me but now I'm back. -I'm sorry but every time I read one with this title/summary, I'm like: "Guess whose back? From the dead, Shady's back- back again." ignore me. -

My Hot Sexy Teacher is My Mate! -shut up. just shut up.-

Listen, if you have a book like this, named like that, and you are wondering why you don't have any reads- it's because of that. Please. STAHP.

Other common names to stay the fuck away from:

Mine -yes, guilty is charged shut up I was young and naive it was a mistake. BUT I LEARNED FROM MY MISTAKES-

Luna

His

Alpha

The Alpha and Omega

The Alpha's Omega -I think...I might have one named this...let me check- OH LOOK, NO I DON'T CAUSE I LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES-

I realize that some are named this; y'know what- that's fine. What I'm saying is that...we don't name a story: Man and Woman just because the two leads are one girl, one boy. Now some of you can slither away with this because yes- it is relevant to the story- but it makes it just that much more of a carbon copy.