Guide to: Being A Nigerian

[3] Those Uncles

Let me explain what I mean by "those uncles", "those uncles" are again not actually your blood-related uncle. They are normally FOBs which means "fresh off the boat" which means that they have just come from Nigeria, wearing their sunglasses, suits (even in the hot weather), and sandals without creaming their feet. They stand in their own group of people, trying to look all smart and intellectual as if they are discussing important matters; and they think that they are more important than everyone else - therefore assuming that they should come first in line for everything and if not, they should be allowed to push in at the front. Also they are incredibly greedy and almost always have a pot belly.
If you ever have a party they will always be in the line with the most on their plate, taking three times the amount that everyone else has on their plate. And then, without even knowing who you are, they will ask you to get them another plate of food, making you look greedy because your second plate is piled with food yet they get to enjoy the actual benefits of the food. Their favourite phrase is "don't be stingy, put more".

vote if you have ever seen a really fobish uncle with dry crusty feet and sandals.
comment what you think about pot-bellied people.
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