Random Die-o-logs

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Some of these things you've probably heard of, or read somewhere. I made these things for laughs. Enjoy em~ c:

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"More than you can count."

"MORE THAN THREE!!??"

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"I don't get it."

"Just say 'okay'..."

"Okay..."

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"Want to play the rape game?"

"No..."

"Thats the spirit!"

"...I hate you."

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"TURTLES ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!!"

"No they're not..."

"Oh... Yay!"

"Boo."

"Why?"

"The tortoisous are!"

-Kyon Face Here-

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"YOU COWARD!! STAY STILL SO I CAN KILL YOU!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

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"Hey."

"Hm?"

"You're fat."

"..." (Insert dull look here)

"Like Stephano."

-anime fall here-

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"Wearing this necklacee as a necklace was too mainstream.. so I'm wearing it as a hat! :D"

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"I'm so lonely Shiek.. SO LONELY!"

"What have I done..?

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"FUCKITY FUCK FUCK"

-Smack on head here-

"NO CURSEING!"

"I DIDNT SAY A 'CURSE!' RAWR!"

"DID TOO!!"

"WHAT DID I SAY?!"

"FUCK!"

-Smacks on the head-

"Hypocrite..."

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"Wearing this necklace as a hat became to mainstream, so I'm wearing it as an eyeglass acessory :D "

"Yeah.. okay.."

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"Dinosaurs go rawr!"

"And cats go meow.."

"Rawr means I love you"

"Meow means I'm going to kill you"

"But its out of looovee~"

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"RAWR!"

"ITS ALRIGHT TO BE ON YOUR PERIOD!! BUT NOT ALL THE TIME!!"

"FUCK YOU!! YOU JUST MAKE ME THIS WAY!!!!!!"

. . .

"I'm calling the doctor..."

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