"OMG TANNER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I screamed.
"What? I'm just holding my phone out. It's not like I'm taking a teigh selfie that we owe Wattpad and Ask.fm. They're totally not going to go crazy over it."
"Rightttt."
"Have I ever told you I loved you?"
"More like my British accent."
"Oh that too. I love chicks with accents. It makes them sound soooo hot omg." he said in a dramatic fashion.
"Tanner? Are you okay?"
"Of course baby girl. I'd do anything for you. Anything," he said then promptly fell over.
"OMG NO TANNER DON'T YOU DIE ON ME. NO. NO THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING. SHAKESPEARE HOW COULD YOU?!" I yelled fuming with rage. "I HATE THIS! I'M GOING TO DRINK POISON BECAUSE OF YOU AND DIE. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW SHAKESPEARE?!"
"Hm what?" said Shakespeare coming out of nowhere. "Oh. Right. Yes. Very happy, very happy. This is all I've ever wanted."
"All you've ever wanted was me to die because of Tanner?" I asked in disbelief.
"No of course not silly girl. All I've ever wanted was to come alive again and stop the teigh selfie from happening. As you can see, I gave Tanner a drink to make him drowsy."
"So if I still take that teigh selfie that everyone wants, Tanner will wake up?" I asked with hope in my voice.
"Yes," Shakespeare said. "WAIT NO. NEVER MIND I TAKE THAT BACK!"
I smirked. "Too late." I said pressing the button that will wake Tanner up.
"NOOOOO!" Shakespeare screamed.
"Ow my ear. Who knew Shakespeare could scream so loudly?" Tanner asked me.
I threw my hands around his neck. "TANNER YOU'RE ALIVE!"
"Of course I am. I've always been alive," he said looking confused.
"Eh. Whatever. I still love you."
He smirked. "I love me too."
I shoved his arm. "You're supposed to say that you love ME too! Not you!"
"But I do love me too."
"You're impossible," I spat out.
"Fine. I love you too."
"Aww Tanner!" I said while giving him a big kiss.
"EWW COOTIES!" he yelped while running away.
I laughed while running to chase him.
Dedicated to all the teigh shippers. And of course @leigh_ and @tannerr4
Update: ok I just figured out that I can only dedicate a chapter to one person...SORRY TANNER:'(
Anyway, since this is a one-shot I'm not going to write another chapter so...again, super sorry Tanner. *awkward moment* ok I'm going to go now.
-Brittany
