Paul's sweet little 4 year old daughter came stumbling into their home after a day at her nursery school
" Ello doll how was your day" Paul asked setting down his guitar and giving the small child his full attention
" Well it was fun and i played in the sand and i did 2 puzzles and i got some milk and a apple" she answered full of excitement she loved nursery and Paul and Linda were so glad as it taught her to interact more with kids her own age and taught her to share
" well im so glad you had a lovely day it sounded fun and you did 2 puzzles i knew my daughter was clever"
" daddy how are little babies made?" she asked her little face all scrunched up the way she always did when she was thinking
" oh well ahh uhmm" Paul was shocked at her asking him this question already he always thought that she would of asked her mum and he would of gotten off the hook
" well you know where santa lives right?"
" yeah he lives in lapland" she answered confused
" well santas neighbour is uhm Bob and he makes babies him and his helpers and once they made a baby they sprinkle the child with magic dust and the child disappears and lands in the mummy's tummy"
Paul was extremely happy with his story and was rather proud of himself
" but how does the baby come out of the mummies tummy" she questioned
' well the baby stays in the tummy for a long time and then the mummy's tummy will start to hurt so the take them to the hospital and then the mummy's all sneeze and the baby comes out"
the little girl looked so shocked
" ewwwwww so i came out of mummy's nose thats gross"
Paul giggled to himself thinking if she really knew where she came out of she would be even more grossed out
" the boy in the playground said that babies were made by mummy's and daddy's when they"
" NO" Paul shouted cutting the child off and shocked the girl
" no that's not what happens at all just boys trying to gross out the girls
" i know that daddy and i told him he was being silly as girls dont show boys there secret parts"
" that's right doll even when you are an adult no boy is to ever see your private parts and if they try to see you come and tell me and i will tell them off"
" i will daddy"
" good girl"
" can i have some ice cream"
" oh yes come on ill get you some"
