My TOP SECRET Diary

Dear Diary,  

Yeah so .. Just got home from school :D school wasn't fun at all!!! 

Well My day started like this:

"Lisa,Lisa wake up" my mom said in a calm yet relaxing manner .

"Just 5 more minutes" I said sounding quite annoyed.

"Lisa.. you have to go to school" her voice sounding quite worried.

"Urhmkay" . So I stood up.. stretched and did a little "jogging in place" and stuff then headed to the bathroom ..

"Great, just great" I said in a sarcastic manner. 

My Dad was still inside the bathroom .. and everyone knows that dad is an amazing shower expert. I mean he could stay there all day.. I'm not even wondering if he bring his invisible refrigerator and TV there :P

"Lalalalalalla" my dad sang.

"Dad? Can you please hurry up .. I'm gonna be late for school" I asked pleadingly.

"OK.. just a sec sweetheart"

"K, thanks dad"

He opened the door and messed my hair up like how he pets Dina. 

Dina is our family dog .. Dina's a shitzu .. how do you spell it? 

It was quite surprising how he went out of the bathroom so easily .. usually we have to call mom to get him outta there but no today he's different ..

"Who are you and what did you do to my father?" I asked him a loud yet sarcastic voice.

"I ate him.. now go. shower up"

"Yeah.. thanks Dad."

So I went inside the bathroom and.. OK so I'm not gonna tell the whole story of how I washed my face and how I slipped there.  

After I was done I went straight to my room and stuff.. I shaved my armpit and then put deodorant [wait,this is too disturbing] SKIP. 

I chose my favorite khaki and then my red collared shirt and then my brown boat shoes which my dad gave me last CHRISTMAS.

I fixed my bag and then went to the kitchen to eat breakfast. 

When I sat next to my dad who was reading a newspaper he said .. 

"Nice trippin"

"Dad since when did you become a hipsta?"

"Since you slipped"

"DAD!!"

"What everyone heared it"

"What was that dear?" My mom asked in a concerned tone..

"Nothing Mom"

"Are you su-" just when mom was about to finish her sentence my Great Big sister came in the kitchen....

"Woah" I said in a amused manner.

"What are you wearing dear?" My mom asked sounding quite nervous.

"You think someone's going to respect you in that kind of outfit" 

My dad exclaimed.

"You guyyys are soooo unsupportive" Louis said ..  

Yeah her name is Louis :)

"Hey. Don't be too loud the little angels are still sleeping" my mom said in a whispering tone.

"Mom we have to go.. we wouldn't wanna be late on the first day of school" I said in a motivational manner.

"Like.. yeah" Louis agree

So my dad was going to pick us up and drop us off everyday for this whole week. My dad was always like that he thinks we're "not mature enough" not mature enough my ass. I mean my sister is not a freakin' virgin!!

So yeah on the way to school my dad was playing Billie Ray Cyrus' songs .. and it was .. Soo.... indescribable. I was in the passengers seat while my sister was behind us.. whatever you call that seat :D 

I was just enjoying the view .. but our car was so fast it seems as if the trees were like broccoli .. does that make sense?

So yeah when we got to school I hugged my dad and gave him a high five .. my sister did nothing.

I went to my first class which was chemistry... I got so excited cause my bestfriend Chelsea was also in that class .. as soon as I saw her we hugged each other and talked about our summer and stuff.. and so yeah I sat next to her .. so I'm guessing this year is better than last year.

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