ARE YOU A GAY MIND-READING VAMPIRE!?- Ch 5
"WHAT THE HELL?! ELLA!" Danny yelled as he heard what Alex said. Crap. Alex, if you were here right now I would sooo kill you!
"Oh, so she's with a client? And you're on the phone with her? Kinky, I didn't know you liked that stuff!"Alex purred on the phone, to Kim. Ew! I feel so bad for her right now!
"I'll call you later, Dani, I got a horny werewolf's @ss to beat!" Kim growled before hanging up. Why did she call? Am I really that amazing, or was there a reason? ... Nah, I'm just that AMAZING!
"DANIELLE MEAGAN JOHNSON! WHO IS ALEX, AND WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE YOU'RE A PROSTITUTE?!" Daniel roared. I see his eyes alight with blue fire, oh shiz, I gotta get him outta here! At least he didn't hear the werewolf part...
"Danny, lets go outside, okay?..... You need to calm down!" I say in a soothing tone.
"I DON'T WANT TO CALM DOWN!" Danny roared. "YOU ARE MY BABY SISTER, AND I WILL NOT HAVE ANYONE SEE YOU WITHOUT CLOTHES ON!"
I sighed, "I AM NOT YOUR BABY SISTER! I'm your TWIN! IF I'M A BABY SISTER THEN SO ARE YOU!" I scream back. Wow, that made no sense... wouldn't he be a baby brother? Ah, whatever, I'll just chop off his balls, THEN we can be sisters!
Mike walks up to Danny and whispers something in his ear that not even I can hear. D@mn it, I want to hear! "Sorry... Ella, I just feel responsible for you leaving and now that you're back... I'm sorry," Danny explained vaguely.
"I go by Dani, now," I told him in a hash tone. Just because he's acting like nothing happened does NOT mean I won't!
"DANIELLE! YOU MEANIE HEAD!" Amy cried as she launched herself into me. "I can not believe you didn't tell me!"
"Sorry!" I mumbled.
"GUESS WHAT!" Amy screamed.
"WHAT?!" I screamed back. Gosh, I missed her! I can't wait for Bella to meet- oh yeah. I miss her too! She must be worried sick! I just hope she's not trying to find me... she always was horrible when we played hide and seek.
"TOMORROW THERE IS A TALENT SHOW!" Amy screamed. My eyes widened, no friggin' way! I LOVE talent shows! It like shows talent and stuff!
"NO WAY!" I exclaim.
"YES WAY!" She screams back.
"NO FRIGGIN' WAY!"
"YES THE F*CK WAY! NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!" Jack yelled over Amy. I pouted at him, meanie butt face.
"Thanks," I think I heard Danny mutter to Jack.
Uh oh... Jack glared at Danny, man if looks could kill, Danny would be six feet under,"I didn't do it for you or for your f*cking gang," Jack spat.
Danny looks furious. There's a reason Doug is my favorite brother, and this is it. Danny can lose his temper over the smallest things! I once borrowed his candy, and he burnt up my doll! How mean is that! "Daniel, it's simple if you burn up Jack, I'll be forced to use my amazing ninja powers!" I threatened. Danny stopped glaring at Jack for a moment, and he looked sad. Then confused, my guess would be, sad about me calling him Daniel and confused about my amazing ninja powers. (He didn't know I had those.)
"Since when do you have, 'Ninja powers'?" Danny asked.
I slowly crept forward so I am now next to Jack, "Since...... I HAVE TO GO PRACTICE!" I yell out and pull Amy and Jack out of the cafeteria, seriously how long is-
Never mind. Teenagers poured from classrooms and the lunch room, most of them are staring at me. Oh yeah, I'm a SEXY BEAST!
"What do you want to do for the talent show Ella?" Amy questioned as we walked to class.
I sigh, this is gonna take a while for people to call me Dani, "Amy, please call me DANI," I emphasised my name, "And I want to sing a song from-"
"SPONGEBOB!" Jack cut in with a smirk. How did he know that?
"OMG! ARE YOU A GAY MIND-READING VAMPIRE!?" I gasp, people in the halls stare at me, more then before. Since Amy is an awesome person she also gasps. This is not the first time, I have wondered if someone is a gay mind-reading vampire. This is the 5th time.
Jack groaned. "Dani... Why-?... You just-.... Were you dropped-?.... Do you take-?..." Jeez Jack can't even finish a sentence in my amazing presence.
"What song?" Amy asked.
I thought about it for a second.... hmm what can we learn in one day?
"I GOT IT!"
"Shut up..." I grumbled as James sings a Miley Cyrus song. It's so D@mn annoying! He is like obsessed with that chick! I have no idea why. Right now we're driving to Mystic Woods, to Dani. It was great until James hooked up his iphone to the car.
|Danielle Campbell||as Danielle Johnson|
|Ben Bowers||as Samuel Ross|
|Alexander Ludwig||as Alex Moore|
|Brandon Mychal Smith||as James Peed|
|Adam Gregory||as Daniel Johnson|
|Ian Somerhalder||as Douglas Johnson|
|Mark Salling||as Dean Marx|
|Kellan Lutz||as Jack|
|Patrick Dempsey||as David Johnson (Dani's dad)|
|Courteney Cox||as Debi Johnson (Dani's mom)|
|Dianna Agron||as Lilly Allen|
|Hayley Kiyoko||as Kim|