So there was this girl who looked like a boy that smelled like a goat that looked like Bruce Lee. She looked like a b-work walked like a b-word and was a total bitch. To be clear her face looks like a goat ,, not a goats face but like the whole goat itself man she was an ugly dude but back to the story.
it starts out like this .....
BAM she walks in the room and right past the potuguese soccor players and then one was all like
"MAN DOES SHE EVER LOOK LIKE A BOY AND SHE SMELL LIKE A GOAT THAT LOOKS LIKE BRUCE LEE"
and another pork and cheese was all like "yeaaa man i would like to feel her moustash agianst my moustash!!""
they all reply "ohhh yea"
she knew she had the bitchyest face in the school so she walks up to the lesbian gym teach and was all like "BITCH please ! i know my rights I AINT NEVER GUNNA LET THE MAN PUT ME DOWN!!"
Random Black guy in background "some one should get that goat bitch outta the SKOOL NIKKAS!!"
THEN She-Bruce-Lee walked all up and kicked that black ass KUNG-FU STYLE!!
When she was done he was as DEAD as a slow mexican crossing the Texas boarder !!
When She-Bruce-Lee was 6 her parents were killed right infront of her by pablo the mexican pool boy. She was found 3 days later by a pack of Monk Goats who taught her there Goat-Kung-Fu way untill she was like 15 and She-Bruce-Lee went all goat murder crazy bitch on their asses.
so She-Bruce-Lee as ugly as EFF goes to NY city to kill bad guys cuz she hates mexicans !!
Pablo had become a millionare mexican mafia member so She-Bruce-Lee STABBED HIS ASS !!!
well not his ass ass but like figurativly but yea she KILLED him fo so and took his money!!
Now she hangs out behinds the local hardwear store looking for stay mexicanos to Murder
Year 2025 : She-Bruce-Lee NUKED all of mexico because she was a crazy schizo but thats another story .....
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