Ah... And here it is. My angst attempting to take on a more humorous form.
Psh, what are you talking about?
I'm not in love with you.
That fluttery feeling I get
whenever I see you
is just from...allergies.
I really don't understand where you got that from.
Me? In love with you? And I'm in denial?
Yeah, right.
I just really like being with you.
As a--friend.
Yep. Just a friend.
A completely normal
absolutely amazing
wonderful
smart
really cool
adorable--
*cough*
friend.
And you're totally not
the only person in the world
who can make me feel
so stupidly happy
over the silliest things
you do.
Definitely not.
Because you're just a friend.
And I am so totally not in love with you.