Those Girls!

- MALL COP-

        Fashion!

Put it all on me!

Don't you want to see,

these clothes on me!?

         (Fashion by Lady Gaga) 

~*~ 

We all have those friends:

The crazy perverted one

The weird creeper

The fashionably girly

 The tomboyish guy                                                                                          

The unusual quiet as well...                                   

    ... And sometimes,                                

                                             They’re the best friends ever...

 “Can we leave now?”

“No.”

“Please?”

“No.”

“It’s so boring!”

“For you.”

“I’m going to die.”

 Tina squealed, “Me too! Look at those shoes! They’re on sale! Ah! Sunny! Look! They’re so cute!”

  Jamie let out a small cry, leaning her head on Carson’s shoulder. Carson and Jamie have gotten tired from walking up and down the mall many times for useless materials... Who needs three bags of makeup, twenty bags of clothing and twelve bags of shoes?!

“You guys already got six pair of shoes! How many more do you need?!” Carson groaned, pushing Jamie off of her, and then leaning her head on her shoulder.

“Never ask a woman how many shoes she needs!” Tina answered back a bit angrily, while Sunny agreed.

 “Hey... Where’s Avengelina?” Jamie asked, looking around seeing people walking around but not Avengelina in their sight.

 “Ah shit, don’t tell me we lost Avengelina!” Carson mumbled, “And this is a new mall, how are we ever going to find her?!”

 “Ba-ba-badum! Super Cat Ninja to the rescue!” Jamie shouted, looking through her bag for her fake mustache and black cape with a cat paw on the back.

“Oh God no...” Sunny whispered below her breath, as she dropped the shoe to the floor.

“... I got nothing to say...” Tina giggled between her breaths.

“And her sidekick, Po Hoe Blue!” Carson shouted through the air, catching everyone in the shoe store attention.

“Where evil there is, there will be Super Ninja Cat and Po Hoe Blue!” Jamie shouted, grabbing Carson’s hand and sprinting to the bathroom.

 Tina and Sunny watched them leave, shaking their heads.

“How am I friends with them again?” Tina asked, looking at Sunny.

“I ask the same question every day....”

     Minutes later, Carson and Jamie ran out of the bathroom covered in fake mustaches, caps and capes with their logo on the back. Tina quickly ran out of the store, picking up her bags with Sunny and forgetting about the cute shoes on sale. They had to see what those two girls are up too.

    Carson ran down one side of the mall, while Jamie slid down the escalator rail. They both screamed in justice, searching out for Avengelina. Tina moaned, slamming her head against a store window. Sunny ran to a bench, quickly looking for her hoodie in one of her bags, not wanting anyone to know the two morons are with her. Carson, being Carson, began running in and out of the stores –bumping into people, dropping things off shelves, jumping over plants and so much more.