The Tree of Dreams

Oh I don't like the fan cap,
it seems to limit me.
I object to changes here
although I've fanned just three.
I demand a vote on things,
oh Wattpad don't you see,
we're upset and petulant,
fanning is just me.
I like an inbox full of crud.
User "Pleasefanme"
I'm desperate for some kind of fame,
I think I'll fan that tree.
I'll leave, I'll go, I'll stamp my feet,
why won't you heed my plea?
I'll hold my breath until I die
and argue 'til I pee.
I’ll throw my toys out of my pram
just you wait and see.
I want my mum, I want my bear
it's your fault I'm all sulky...