Damn it feels good to be a homestuck
No worries just chillin with a beatbox
Dave's got his swag on flipping red
While fangirls scream till their lungs are dead
John's got his windy thing going on
Rose is being a genius getting psycho stuff done
Jade's hanging onto different futures
Talking to trolls while discovering cultures
The Alpha team is fucking swag
Not even the red miles can drag them back
They are the future so to speak
Jake English and Dirk Strider, they are the beast
Jane and Roxy be friends forever
The four of them reunite together
While the Beta kids chill and clear the weather
The update stops there, I'm sorry I'm such a spoiler
Every damn update and all the fans got a boner
My very homestuck rap and AH's on the cover
You are like me and I'm like you
So welcome to the Homestuck Crew
