This totally meant war. How dare that big hulking brute touch my most holy parts and then walk away? I’m a goddess! Who does he think he is? Blushing furiously, I locked the bathroom door and then it hit me.
This is a bathroom. This is a bathroom inside of a house. This is a bathroom inside of NIKITA’S HOUSE THIS IS REALLY HIS HOUSE!!! I practically screamed. Couldn’t he have taken me here in the first place? Then we would have avoided that sticky sweaty horrible situation of running from the wrong side of the law. What a little butt hole.
Huffing, I turned on the water and started to wash my beautiful body.
“Hurry up idiot, we’re gonna be late!” I gasped
“Excuse you!” Okay if we were famous (as I should be) I would be A-list Kim K and you would be some irrelevant stand up comedian E-lister so just watch your mouth there--
“Riley, hurry up or im coming in there to get you.” I squeaked and rinsed my hair as fast as I could. Theeeen realized I have no clean clothes
“You cant expect me to put on dirty clothes, I am not an animal.” I said through the door, offended.
“You can borrow something of mine, open up.”
I blushed, “My naked body is not for your eyes!”
“Open the god damned door Riley!”
“My body is a holy temple, and you’re not welcome in it!”
“Stop being a prissy ass little bitch and open the door!” I rolled my eyes, and grabbed a towel to wrap around my boy parts, then opened the door and gave him a dirty look.
“Don’t talk to me like some cheap 2 cent hook--AHH LET ME DOWN WHAT ARE YOU DOING IM NAKED AS A BABY’S BUTT STOP YOU’LL EXPOSE ME!” I screeched as he lifted me up over his shoulder like a bag of fucking potatoes. Okay I do not need this kind of treatment.
Clutching the towel to my weewee, I struggled and kicked. “I AM NOT A SACK OF MEAT OKAY I AM A DELICATE BOY!”
He threw me on his bed and tossed a T shirt, jeans, and a pair of cute boxers my way. I flushed. “Look, I don’t even know how the hell I got here, you sexually assaulted me and what day is it, and woW you look great topless you should never wear clothes,” I said as he started to undress.
“I carried you home last night, you were drugged to the point of no return. It’s not called sexual assault if you beg me not to stop, and it’s Tuesday.” He said and through on a hoodie.
“Can we just not go to school.” I muttered. Of course I knew it wasn’t that easy.
“Okay.” He said and shrugged. “Let’s stay in bed and eat pizza and watch Skins.”
I gaped, “Youre kidding right? No way nuh uh, you’ve got to be kidding!” I could be vomiting blood and my mom would still make me go to school. “What about your parental units, arent they gonna like, tell you that if you don’t go to school you’ll end up living off cans of beans huddled in a trash can for the rest of your life???”
He gave me a crooked smile, “My dad’s dead, my mom’s in the Ukraine and I’m living with my older brother at the moment,” He said, “Who might I add, doesn’t really give a shit what I do, and he’s never home anyway.”
My eyes filled with sparkles and glitter, “You live exactly the kind of life I wish I could lead…but alas, I’m just a gentle noodle with a mother who unfortunately cares about my future…” I said with sorrow.
“So, you wanna stay here and fuck around?” he said, and collaped on the bed. “To be honest, I don’t feel like doing anything today either.”
Even though I was still naked with only a bright purple towel to cover my modesty, I turned and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. That’s right Nikita, enjoy my sweetness.
“If you let me stay here all day and eat all your food, I think I’ll love you forever.”
He turned gave me an uncomfortable look. “Riley, I’m not gay. Like I said before, I’m really only doing this to get into your pants.”
OUCH WOW THAT FICKING HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER MAN OH MAN THAT WAS LIKE THE PAINS OF CHILDBIRTH BUT IN MY HEART
“Do you realize how contradictory that statement is, you fuck.” I said, and grabbed the clothes he gave me and stormed off into the bathroom to get dressed. Okay I don’t need him, he’s just a 10 foot tall monster with ugly red hair and beautiful fucking lips and oh god I don’t think ive ever felt like this over a stinky boy before this isn’t fair.
I got changed and opened the door only to find Nikita standing there waiting for me.
“Riley, I told you what I was after from the start.”
“Yeah but,” Suddenly things didn’t seems so bright and funny any more. “Look I know I’m gay and everything but that doesn’t mean I don’t have self respect. I’m not just gonna give it up to a guy who doesn’t even care about me in the least so,” Don’t cry, okay, don’t look weak, “Go find someone else to go through with your little sex experiment.”
He grabbed my wrist and got so close I could feel his breath on my face, and I could count every one of his little freckles. WHOAH THERE SLOW DOWN RILEY DON’T GET ALL DEEP AND SHIT YOU DON’T LIKE HIM OKAY YOU CANT LIKE THIS CRAZY GUY
“I care about you.” I CAN SMELL THE FILTHY LIIIIESSS!!!
“Liar liar pants on fire.” I muttered.
“I do. You’re ridiculous, and I love it. Is it so wrong to have sex for the sake of having sex? Pleasure is pleasure, even if there’s none of that dumb love stuff there anyway.”
Okay he did have a point.
“But…” I said, “But it’s gonna hurt when you walk away without even giving me a second thought. And pain is pain, especially if theres none of that love stuff involved…” Right? Oh what the hell do I know about love, I’m just a dumb 16 year old, I can barely feed myself let alone think about love to be honest. Seriously, I can barely feed myself, if its not a pot pie I cant do anything with it.
“Riley…” He whispered. whoooooooooah there buddly slow down with that seductive breathy voice who the hell do you think you’re talkin to oh god im getting aroused this isn’t fair.
“Riley, you know you want me.” He said, and started to kiss my neck. THIS IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE FUCK DON’T STOP
“Ohhhh god, please…” I moaned and there were all those vivid happy colors swimming around everything like little rainbow fishies. He was really good at this, jesus, did he take a class on the art of seducing fragile boys with no self control????
“Riley Oliver Woods.” What? No that cant be right, that cant POSSIBLY ITS MY MOTHER
“MOM?>>wq1Q2EJK???????lr kPn???” My brain actually malfunctioned and I felt my nipples cry in shock. There she was, my mom standing in the door way of Nikita’s room looking irritated, and what the HELL.
“Excuse me, who are you and what are you doing in my room?” Nikita said, crossing his arms across his (godly) chest.
“This doesn’t concern you boy,” she snapped, “Riley, you are coming home, getting dressed, and going to school. Do you have any idea how worried I was? You were out all night, not even bothering to contact your dear old mother, I could have died. I track the gps I had hidden in one of your molars and where do I find you? In this sexy foreign boy’s house wrapped around him like ivy. We are going to have a long, long talk mister, come on!”
I moaned, “But mooooooooooooooooooOOoOOOOOM!”
“Don’t you even start with me young man.” She said, and I grunted in displeasure. Wow. WAIT WHAT?
“YOU IMPLANTED A GPS IN MY TEETH???!! YOU PHSYCHO WOMAN!”
“Excuse you, I gave birth to you.” She said, offended.
“I totally see the family resemblance, I’m just going to sit here and contemplate how absolutely crazy you and your entire family are, excuse me.” Nikita said, with a look of shock on his face. He looked 100088900 percent done with everything.
I groaned and followed my mom out the door.
“Mom, we were having a soul crushing conversation about true love, couldn’t you have jUSt.”
“That didn’t look like a conversation mister, that looked like his tongue in your mouth. Not that I blame you, he’s one fine specimen but honestly! You couldn’t have even called your own mother?” She said, “Even Linnet calls me and tells me where she is and who she’s fucking.”
I moaned and followed her to her car. “This isn’t cool. He’s totally only after me for my sweet ass, he doesn’t like me at all.”
“All men are like that darling.”
I grunted again, “But I was just starting to feel..oh I dunno…”
“You know anal sex isn’t exactly a walk in the park love.” She said, “I speak from experience.”
“THANKS FOR RUINING MY LIFE WITH THAT ONE SENTENCE WOW MOM.” wooooooowww, that was one image I’ll never manage to erase from my brain.
“Well it’s true! You should just date a girl, or at laest grow a pair and be the top in a relationship. It’ll save you a lot of trouble.”
“I can be a top!” I said, “I can so be a top!”
“Honey,” she said and gave me a dead look, “Look at yourself.”
I pouted. But then I had a great idea. Okay so maybe letting him penetrate me who hurt both my ass and my heart….but if I do it the other way around, it wont hurt at all!! WOW! JUST YOU WATCH EVERYBODY, I’M GONNA BE A SUPER TOP THAT’LL ROCK THE VERY FOUNDATION OF THE HOMO WORLD
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Gotta Catch Him! (BoyXBoy)
RomanceRiley is gay, awkward, and dramatic. He lives an average life--until his stupid best friends force him to go after this psychopath guy that everyone calls Leatherface! gahhhh! He doesn't want to date Leatherface! So are they going to end up together...
