"Oh god, she's here."
"Who is?"
"Her."
"Go talk to her."
"Are you insane? She doesn't want to talk to me. We need to leave."
"I don't think that's going to happen."
"Do you really want to get drunk so badly that you won't let me leave? Look, we can grab some beer or something on our way back to my house."
"Dude, they're looking at us."
