“Dude it’s not polite to stare.” My best friend Matt told me as he punched me in the arm which, by the way, hurt a lot.
The gang and I were sitting in the hall of Delta high school eating lunch. A ways down the hall sat the girl I’ve had the biggest crush on since forever.
“And it gets kind of creepy when you start drooling.” My other friend Ben said. Everyone in the gang call’s him Bendy because his talent is gymnastics. In his whole high school life- two and a half years- at Delta High, he’s won nine gold medals.
Every one nodded their heads in agreement with him.
“Dude, why don’t you go ask her to spread her legs and give you some pleasure.” Every one turned their heads to Johnny. We don’t talk about what we do at parties in public places but Johnny does. He is never on to care about what people think of him. He has absolutely no secrets. “What?”
“Johnny, I really like this girl. She’s smart, pretty and her voice is like music th…” I said starting to answer his question but getting a little carried away.
“Adam, can we skip all the girly lovey dovey stuff and get to the point please?” Questioned Conner, with his seriously-dude-not-cool face. It was kind of a mix of ‘duh-it’s-obvious’ look and ‘what-I-don’t-get-it’ face with the ‘I-am-a player-and-single-so-we-should-do-it’ smirk.
“Fine, I guess what I’m trying to say is first of all, we only fuck random girls when we are drunk at parties. Second of all, we make sure they know it is a one-time deal- one fuck per girl, no long time commitments. And last, I totally freeze up and can’t talk when I’m near her.”
“Just man up and ask her. Otherwise I might. She has one fine ass and the way it swings back and forth hypnotises you. I bet she would be a good fucker.” Stated Bendy, he started to lean forward and pretended to be drooling.
“I have Gym with her after lunch. I guess I’ll ask her then.” I answered, ignoring the rest of what bendy said. He wasn’t wrong though. Her body and the way she walks makes you go hard.
“That’s our boy.” Conner leaned in and gave me a pat on my shoulder.
(Going on at same time)
“Lilly I’m tired of being single. I feel ugly and I’m starting to think I’ll be alone for the rest of my fucking life. I’ll grow up and become a fat old cat woman.” I complained as I took a big bite out of my hamburger I got from the cafeteria. You got to love hamburger Fridays.
“Come on Claire, don’t think like that.” Lilly was my best friend. She would never lie to me. If she thought I was fat she would tell me. If I was being stupid she would say ‘Claire your being stupid’. She is the best friend a girl could ever ask for.
“What am I supposed to think? That I should become a lesbian because guys think I’m ugly?” I know that’s not what she meant. And I know I am being bitchy but give me a break, I got my period last night!
“No! And will you stop calling yourself ugly! I watch guys check you out all day long then get hard because of it. Claire you are beautiful and you make guys go speechless when they are around you so that’s why they can’t ask you out.” See what I mean, completely honest. Even when I rather her not be because I rather not know she watches guys go hard all day long.
“Really?” Why I asked the question I am not sure because she doesn’t lie.
“Yes, really, and if you want to blame something, blame your beauty. You are as sexy as they come!” She reached over and gave me a hug.
We finished off our burgers and got up. I opened my locker and looked for my gym bag.
“Claire, I can’t be late for Chemistry. I’ll meet you here after school, OK?”
“Ok, don’t be late!” I waved by to hear and continued searching for my gym bag. I had so much crap in my locker that I just didn’t know where it went.
“I’ll try. Bye.” Before she left, she gave me a quick hug and ran down the hall.