46 Problems Directioners Have

1) Saying Vas Happenin' randomly.

2) Thinking of Niall whenever potatoes are mentioned

3) Patting the dog, screwing the lightbulb, and going crazy in public places

4) Singing 1D songs without even realizing it

5) Doodling 1D related stuff on your homework when you should be copying stuff down

6) Having people say you're obsessed

7) People saying they like 1D but the blonde one is ugly and the one that wears stripes can't sing,

and thinking, "Bitch you got five seconds to run."

8) Wanting two of the boys to get together so much, that it hurts inside

9) Being sad all the time because they don't know you exist

10) Going crazy on Twitter when one of the boys is online

11) Hoping one of the boys will RT/follow/reply to you on Twitter (if you have a Twitter)

12) Trying to cut down on food because Harry says he likes a girl with a flat stomach

13) Trying not to be too skinny, but not be too big. In other words, keeping curves for Zayn

14) Trying not to change yourself, because Niall likes when girls are themselves

15) Staying up late watching old video diaries, laughing along with them

16) Randomly doing the in-betweeners dance

17) Putting your first name with each of the boy's last names to see how it sounds.

18) Putting 1D in random songs. Example: I want, I want, I want One Direction. Or.. It's everything about 1D, 1D, 1D! ;D

19) Trying to eat soup with a fork for Liam

20) Wearing stripes for Louis

21) Not sure of which boy to put as a profile picture, so you just put a group picture

22) Feeling bad when a 1D song comes on on the radio, and you accidently skip past it

23) Hearing 'direction' and immediately tuning in 

24) Spazzing out when a 1D song plays, and everyone in your family is just like -_-

25) Having everyone in the class turn to you whenever something about 1D is mentioned

26) When someone asks you what your favorite 1D song is, and you can't answer it because it's hard to choose

27) Noticing how Liam, Louis, Niall, Harry, and Zayn aren't just regular names anymore

28) Trying to explain to someone why you love 1D so much

29) Trying to be happy whenever the boys' get girlfriends, but secretly dying inside, wishing it was you

30) Every other guy seems unattractive compared to 1D

31) Having one of the boys do a Twitcam/go on a follow spree while you're in school

32) Buying magazines just because 1D is in it a little

33) Louis's fungi joke is the funniest joke ever

34) When fans give a bad reputation to other fans

35) Trying to explain to someone that 1D are 5 gay boys, who aren't actually gay

36) Getting your family and friends annoyed by how much you talk about 1D

37) Randomly speaking in a British or Irish accent

38) Hating when people take the Larry shipping too far (totally agree with this, I mean, we want them together.. but it's a little too far!)

39) When people pronounce Louis's name 'Lewis'

40) When your heart skips a beat when you hear the first three notes of What Makes You Beautiful

41) How you can't go ten minutes without thinking of them

42) When your parents say 1D is just a phase that you'll grow out of

43) Listing all the boys' names and feeling bad for the one you say last

44) Accelerated heartbeat when watching them

45) Flipping out when someone calls one of the boys ugly

46) Whenever  we see a  pigeon we say " KEVIN!!'