My laptop crashed to I'm doing this all off my iPad! Which is super annoying but doable. I'm gonna go on my mom's computer later to add a cover! Ooh a cover! I made it myself and if I do say, it's the fucking bomb.
I think I'm gonna put up a new story and update Make Me later today. I really have nothing to say today but CHECK OUT UNICORNFARTGLITTER!!!!! Her stories are super cool (my favorite is British Guys Aren't Cute)?
But really i have nothing to sayyyyyyy!!!!
People kept bothering me today. It was like shut the fuck up I don't want to talk to any of you. There was like one person who I wanted to talk to the didn't text/ call me. It's sounds dumb but my exboyfriend. He was my best (guy) friend until we dated and i dumped him :(. He won't talk to me anymore but there's a party coming up that I'm pretty sure he's going to, I'm gonna try to talk to him then. I talk to his best friend a lot. We tell each other everything...it's weird. But its cool.
Have you see the commercials for the Bright Light Pillow? We I have and I really want the Bright Light Blanket. It's so cool!!!!!!!!
I just made brownies and the house smells sooooo good! YuM i LoVe ThAt NeW bRoWnIe SmElL! I don't think that makes sense...oh well.
THEY TASTE LIKE BACON! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS HAPPNED WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!
But they do taste like they should be served with pancakes.
Yeah that's all for now!!!!!
JOKE OF THE UPDATE:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"