Dont Give a Shitism

So I woke up this morning and everything felt nomal... I brushed my teeth and then I went to eat some breakfast... Everything was going well till all of sudden *BAM* a splash of I don't give a shit hits me directly In.. the... face. I didn't realize today was going to be one of those "I don't give a shit days" until I went to the restroom. I pissed everywhere... I pissed on the back of the seat, I pissed on the walls, I pissed on the floor. Hell I even pissed inside the sink. I peed everywhere except inside the toilet and I thought that was suspicous. And I said to myself "whoa that's pretty suspicious. I wonder if I truely don't give a shit today?". I still didn't fully understand how much I didn't give a shit until I went 60 mph through a school zone; All because I was in a rush to get my coffee and I didn't want to wait in line. I know all of this sounds a little personal and slightly fucked up but I of course... I don't give a shit.