Sakura lounged about in her room while the rest of the Akatsuki had a meeting without her. She had been here a little over two months, and she had fit in perfectly! The pinkette tied Kisame in drinking, went on missions for money for Kakuzu, apologized to Sasori for killing him (which he accpeted gratefully), made Blondie-chan go boom once more, and learned of Tobi's true identity. Quite a lot of accomplishment, eh?
Suddenly, a small explosion sounded, and the teen rushed to the scene. Though, the scene was very...funny. She broke into laughter.
"Sakuwa. This is absowutewy NOT funny." Itachi scowled.
"B-But...y-y-you're all... four year olds!" said Sakura as she laughed louder.
"Yes, that may be twue, but thewe is a biggew pwobwem! I seem to be the only one who stiw has my mind intact!"
"And that means..."
"The west have obtained the mind of a simpwe kid. They have no memowy of theiw ninja wives (lives), onwy I have that knowedge!"
"Payback's sweet, isn't it Sakuwa-nee-chan?" mocked the Uchiha.