Buckley's Rowdy Ranch: Perry's Dilemma

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"...wakey wakey hands off snakey to all our late risers! This is Comatose Bill coming to you live down in Las Vegas for..."

There was a pool of drool around my mouth and onto my pillow. It felt sticky. Ugh... I don't like feeling sticky. My head throbbed; it felt like my brain was pounding against my damn skull. I lifted an aching hand to my forehead and let out a low moan.

I was in so much pain. It felt like I'd been run down by a truck. My limbs felt as if I'd been thumped over and over by bricks or something equally destructive. "...Now to remind our viewers it's lucky winner or stumped wiener day Sunday! (random siren noises) Our runner up is Megan Calhoun! On the way to your house is a brand new plasma…"

"Turn the radio off honey," a voice said sleepily.

I froze and my silence lasted only three seconds before I screamed. Pulling my arm back I let my clenched fist hurtle forward and began to punch the stranger over and over. "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BED!

The stranger fell off the bed and ignored my kicks as he climbed back on. "Quit it..quit it...I SAID QUIT IT!" he roared and aimed a kick back at me. I yelped and felt myself fall backwards off the bed. Landing with a thump and my heart crashing into my ribcage, I started to yell again in pain.

"Get out of here you psycho rapist!" I ordered, climbing onto the bed awkwardly. My thigh was aching now, damn he was strong.

"Will you stop screamin'? I'm trying to sleep and your goddamn voice and this goddamn hangover ain't makin' it any easier!" He roared back at me, pulling a white pillow over his head.

"Why aren't you freaking out?!" I gaped at him, torn between running out of the room screaming and confusion, why wasn't he worried about waking up with a total stranger?!

"Because it's happened before.” He replied, frustrated. “Now will you leave or are you waiting for me to give you money?

"You bitch!" I pulled off the pillow and slapped his face. It felt like I had slapped a brick wall. He let out a rough yell and grabbed my wrists, pulling me towards him.

"Will you just fucking get out!" Dark grey eyes flashed at me. He looked livid, gnashing his teeth in fury. He shook me once and I felt like I was a rag doll, being thrown around so roughly. My wrists were now hurting from the angry force he held me with.

“No,” I stood my ground. “This is my room, you get out.” I said shakily. I wasn’t sure if he’d strike out at me. He certainly looked enraged enough to do it.

“Aw for fuck’s sake!” he groaned, releasing me roughly. I almost fell back and awkwardly settled myself on the bed. “Why won’t you just leave me?” he asked.

“B-because I woke up to a complete stranger!” I answered increduosly. “And if you’ve given me AIDS or some other STI then I’m going to sue the shit out of you.”

“You sound like a damn virgin.”

“Not anymore I’m not.” I pointed to the used condom in the corner of the room. My face was scrunched up with disgust. Hell I felt extremely disgusted. How could I have slept with this asshole?!

“I didn’t give you anything. We’re safe. We used a condom.” He said dismissively, glancing at his handiwork in the corner.

I felt myself flush in fury. This bastard is dumb enough to go around spreading diseases. “I can tell we-we fornicated multiple times. There is a thing called pre-ejaculation, you douche bag.”

He sat up abruptly, gnashing his teeth again. “I didn’t give you anything other than a few fuckings.”

“Give me your goddamn contact information. I’m getting tested.” I demanded. Damn it all, this guy was just so infuriating! So help me I’ll kill him if I got any infection. To lose my virginity to him!