How To Annoy The Death Note Characters!

*** L ***

~ Sing The Panda Song whenever he walks into the room.

~ Give him advice on how to properly apply eyeliner.

~ When he's eating, make fun of the noises he makes (EG. make slurping noises and go 'OMNOMNOM' loudly and repeatedly)

~ Ask to compare penis sizes (Extra points if you're a girl)

~ When he's talking make sure your phone rings loudly. Answer it without leaving the room. (Talk loudly and obnoxiously EG. when you first answer scream 'HEY GIRLFRIEND!!' and shout things like 'OH NO SHE DIDN'T!' and 'AND THEN I WAS LIKE "THAT WON'T FIT IN MY MOUTH!!")

*** Light ***

~ Ask him why his last name says 'Imagay' when spelled backwards.

~ Tell him all the hairgel he uses is killing the environment.

~ Shove him into a gaybar and when he asks what the hell you are doing say dramatically, "It's where you belong..."

~ Tell him Kira is a girl's name.

~ Put L posters up all over his room.

*** Mello ***

~ Whenever you see him, start singing 'Pretty Woman'.

~ Tell him that L chose Near but no-one told him because they were afraid of being shot.

~ Ask him if he burns all the calories from the craploads of chocolate he eats by 'working out' with Matt.

~ Show him the episode of Spongebob wherer they decide to sell chocolate, them tell him that the crazy guy who bought all the chocolate was inspired by him.

~ Show him MelloxNear yaoi.

~ Ask him if he keeps his gun in the front of his pants to compensate for his lack of manhood.

*** Near ***

~ Make him watch the video to Dance (A$$).

~ Repeatedly ask him if he's an old man. When he asks why, innocently say "Because your hair looks like my grandpa's did when he went into his forever box." (Inspired by Ralph Wiggum xD)

~ Tell him you’ve come to the conclusion that he must in reality be a preppy girl as he talks on the phone alot and twirls his hair.

~ When he's building a tower, wait until it's almost done, then pull out a toy gorilla holding a Polly Pocket doll, and put it on the tower, saying "IT'S KING KONG! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Include toy airplanes.

~ Get out the Guiness World Records book. When you get to the page with Snowflake the albino gorilla, rush to Near and say, "Near, it's you!"

~ Cradle him in your arms and stuff chocolate in his face until he suffocates.

~ Ask him if he escaped from the insane asylum, because he only wears white.

*** Matt ***

~ Tell him his gun looks like a hairdryer.

~ When he's playing video games stand in front of the screen and chat to him, cheerfully smiling.

~ Tell him you're pregant with Mello's child. (Extra points if you're a boy)

~ Delete the save files on his games.

~ At the end of his death scene pop up and say, "See, kids? Smoking kills!"

~ Pronounce his name wrong, say "Mail" like mailbox mail.

~ When he walks in the room say "Hey, are you going swimming?" and point to his goggles.

~ Show him pictures of smoker's lungs and lecture him about getting cancer.

~ Piss on his gameboy and blame it on Matsuda.

*** Misa ***

~ Make loud sex noises from the room next to her and yell, "OHHHH LIGHT!!!" every now and again.

~ Call her a gothic hooker.

~ Ask her if she's Mello's sister.

~ Squeeze her ass and blame it on L. (Extra points if L isn't in the room)

~ Chain her to a wall and force her to watch LxLight yaoi.

*** Matsuda ***

~ Sing, "Sayu and Matsu sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" on a never-ending loop.

~ Ask him to make you a coffee "because it's the only thing he's good for."

~ Announce to the world that he's never kissed a girl.

*** Aizawa ***

~ Every day, be sure to say to him “Mornin’ Aizawa! Boy, sex with your wife sure was good last night!” (Extra points if you’re a girl)

~ Call him 'Afro Ninja'.

~ Point to his afro and ask if he keeps his keys in there.

*** Soichiro ***

~ Ask him how it feels to be the father of a mass-murderer.

~ Go on and on about how Sayu has nice boobs.

~ Ask him if he trims his moustache using a ruler.

~ Sit on his lap and say, "Daddy, I want a pony!"

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Okay, so that's it! Hope you enjoyed!