Err...WHY ARE ONE DIRECTION BEHIND THE SOFA?!?! (One Direction Fanfic) [WA 2012]

We have been in Hawaii about a week now, although I can’t be sure because time doesn’t seem to exist here. It’s like we are all in our own little bubble, protected from the world.

In the past week we have mainly just stayed in our house, spending the day at the beach and the nights around a fire telling tales. One day we did venture out into the main part of the island, but the fans have been told that we are in Hawaii and so everyone is on the lookout for us. Let’s just say I don’t fancy going out much again.

At the moment it is about 11 am, and everyone has just about got up. All we need now is Frankie and Zayn to wake up, and then we can start breakfast. We may be waiting a while, and I’m hungry!

“Someone come with me to wake up Zayn and Frankieeeeee?” I moaned, tugging on Liam’s arm. He looked at me like I had two heads.

“Did you just say the words ‘wake up’ and ‘Zayn’ in the same sentence? You crazeh women?!?!” Harry laughed, throwing a spoon at me.

The spoon hit Liam, and he screamed and dived under the table.

“No help?” I asked, and no one even looked at me “I guess I’ll go myself then!” I skipped out of the room as the others tried to coax Liam out from under the table. I do worry about him sometimes.

I dashed down the corridor to Zayn and Frankie’s room, lightly knocking on their door. We all learned the hard way not to just burst into their room, let’s just say we got a bit of an eye full one day, of stuff we’d rather not see.

Since there was no answer, I slowly opened the door and peaked my head around, to find them dead to the world on the bed.

They were both tangled in blankets, Frankie had her head on Zayn’s bare chest and he had his arms wrapped around her. Awww, cute! Well, time for the lovebirds to wake up mwahaha!!!!

I’ll start with Frankie, she’s easier. I tiptoed over to her side of the bed, dodging piles of clothes and chargers.

“Pssttttt Frankieeee!!! Wakie wakieeee!!!!” I whispered, poking her head. No reply. Okay, you want it the hard way?! Bring it!

“Frankieeeee Harry is using your hair products againnnn!!!” I whispered a bit louder, and her eyes fluttered open.

“Mehhhh whattt? Harry? Hair?” She mumbled, focusing her eyes on me.

“Nope, time to get up!” I sang, and she glared at me, wriggling out of Zayn’s grip.

“You mean, mean girl Kylie Moore” She pouted, pulling on a robe and shuffling off out of the room to breakfast. Right, one down, one to go!

“ZAYN!!!” I yelled in his ear, knowing he is much harder to wake up than Frankie. No mercy! “MALIK!”

He just snored once, and turned away from me.

“ZAYN STOP BEING DIFFICULT!!!! BOYS, ZAYN’S BEING DIFFICULTTTTTT!!!!” I screamed, and heard laugher from the living room.

“Zayn Malik, if you don’t wake up this instant I shall personally make sure that all your hair things and designer clothes have a little accident involving the shredder and a blender” I hissed in his ear. His eyes flew open.

“You wouldn’t” He said, surprisingly alert.

“Oh, I would” I grinned, grabbing a Hollister shirt “LOUIS, PLEASE BRING THE SHREDDER AND SOME SIZZORS!!”

“I’m up, I’M UP!!!” Zayn exclaimed, jumping off the bed and running down the corridor. I followed slowly, a grin on my face.

I walked proudly into the living room/kitchen, my face in that ‘hold your applause’ expression.

“Ladies, gentlemen and Harry’s, I give you Frankie and Zayn!” I announced, taking a seat by Niall, who handed me a bit of toast.

“Feisty one you are…” Zayn muttered, making everyone laugh.

“Well, anyone who can get Zayn up I don’t want to fall out with” Niall said seriously, beginning his third bit of toast.

Gradually, everyone broke off into their own conversations, and me and Niall were having a competition to see how many bites of toast we could fit on our mouth at one time. I was losing horribly.

“Winner!!!” Niall said, fist pumping as he swallowed tow and a half bits of toast. I had got stuck on one bit!

“Fine” I pouted, throwing little bits of bread at him, which he caught in his mouth.

“Hey, did I tell you I have surprise for you tonight? We’re going on a date!” He said, grinning.

“Oooo yay! Where?” I asked happily, but he just tapped his nose. “No fair”