The Bullfrogs of Watermelon Prime

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One may have heard of Bullfrogs,

Who eat flies, and lay amongst the lilypads.

But have you ever experienced

the mystical Bullfrogs from the great

Lilypad neighbourhood of Wartington?

There, Bullfrogs consumed great pink melons.

There, I said it. Big. Pink. Melons.

You may take it as you wish! 

However, consuming the watermelons

Is a rather serious matter.

As the sweet, juicy, meat is gorged upon,

The fancy Bullfrogs from Wartington

Store seeds in each cheek, 

Ready to croak and spit, at their neighbours

The Frogs of Tohmahtoe,

Whom the Bullfrogs consider

Lesser beings.

Frogs fear the Springtime gorgfest -

As they are without ammunition

When the Bully's approach with

Their seeds, and their croaks.