What The Stuff Is Going On?! Adventure Time Fanfiction : Prologue

Ice King's P.O.V 

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"Stupid Finn for always ruining my chances with Bubblegum", Ice King muttered to himself.  

He had just gotten beaten by Finn and Jake......again.  

"Why can't he just let me marry PB?! Why must he always stop me?! If only there was a way to stop HIM!", he yelled.  

He plopped down on his bed and looked at his penguin Gunter. 

"If there was only a potion that could stop him. I could've used my potion that froze them, but stupid Gunter broke the bottles." 

"WAK!", squawked an upset Gunter. 

"Shut up Gunter, Daddy's thinking, wait Gunter fetch me my holographic computer thingy." 

The little penguin grabbed the keyboard and waddled over towards the Ice King. The Ice King set the keyboard down on Gunter's head and pressed a button turning the computer on. He proceeded to type in 'Tranquilizing Potion' only to have dozens of links appeared. 

"Ugh this ain't worth my time!", he yelled throwing the keyboard at the wall. 

"Maybe i have a book somewhere." The Ice King dug all throughout his ice castle until he finally found the book.  

"YES I FOUND IT!", he exclaimed with happiness. He started to read the book, finding the potion and reading its ingredients.  

"Ok 1 ring, the grabber of an icepede and any fanfiction you desire. Hmm what a fanfiction? Oh well its what the book says." 

The Ice King threw in the ring his bride wore when he almost got married to the princess he tricked. He threw in the grabber of an icepede and grabbed his Fionna and Cake fanfiction. He mixed it all together. He went back over to the book for further instructions only to realize his mistake. His stank old wizard eyes fooled him into thinking he was reading the Tranquilizer potion. But no he read a "Bring your book characters to life potion". He looked at the pot of potion. It seemed ok. But then the pot began bubble and flash different colors. The Ice King ducked for safety while using Gunter as a shield. The pot exploded with fog and colors. Soon the fogged cleared and there stood a girl with a blue shirt and blue shorts. She had on a bunny hat and blond hair. Next to her was a cat with white fur and mocha colored spots. And a very pink prince with gum hair. A black horse-unicorn thing stood there as well. And a floating vampire holding onto an guitar or an axe? And a woman with long white hair and blue skin. WHAT THE STUFF IS GOING ON?!