I went downstairs after taking a bath. "I need to put those gay idiots out of my house." I mumbled. I don't want them to get the wrong idea that I like them. I STILL DON'T!
"Oi you guys get out now!" I shouted they all stared with confused faces.
"Why?" Louis asked Pouting.
"I still hate you, you almost killed me, you owe me a car, and you're liars! You won't admit in TV that you guys are gay!" I stuck my Tongue out on them.
"We are not gay!" they all said. I rolled my eyes.
"Prove it. But don't do something weird!" I challenged.
Harry went first.
"Okay." he muttered plainly. I didn't know what he was planning to do.
He just walked in front of me, and then he kissed me! The guys gasped.
Help me Dear Lord! Take me away from here! I was kissed by a jerk!
What the fuck?! I must do something about this!
Prepare to die Mother FUCKER!
(He really is a 'mother fucker' right?! ;)) if you know what I mean! Hahaha)
"See?" he smirked. He was smiling WIDELY. I glared at him. He really is a Jerk!
I punched him back as response.
Get that Bumhole!
"Ouch, what was that for?!" he yelped in pain.
"That's reason no. 5 to hate you. You have no manners, you just can't snog anyone around like you want!"
"But you said to prove it! And I did it passionately!" I had wide eyes when he said the word PASSIONATELY. Those made me wanna puke! And that word, dude, is Weird!
"Yeah, but I said nothing WEIRD, and that kiss was weird enough for me to make me want to puke!" I acted like I was about to puke, the 4 guys laughed at my reaction while Harry went red as beet.
"Nobody says Harry Styles' Snog is Weird!" he Yelled and crossed his arms.
"But I just DID!" I burst out laughing. This guy is retarded! I think I'm getting really red right now! Harry just went to the guys. They each patted his back and comforted him while I was on the floor, laughing my hearts out.
I finally stopped and caught my breath.
"Okay who's next?!" I yelled. They all glared at Zayn. I guess he's next.
"I'll prove it and make you feel good." he smirked. Tsk, this kid got his Pride way too HIGH.
"Your Call pretty boy." I replied with confidence marked on my voice. He started staring at me and leaned in a bit closer. He's attempting to kiss me. But I face palmed him before he could do it. I burst out laughing. I really can't stand there faces, they're just so funny and gay-ish looking! I know you're probably thinking that I'm weird. Well that's true. I really am weird.
Zayn just stood there clueless and thinking what he has done something wrong.
"What did I do?" he asked with a hint of confusion in his voice. I didn't reply him. I just kept on laughing. Whoo!! I'm fucking weird and retarded! I heard the five guys mumble something at each other. Makes me curious, but whatever I'll just push them out the door and let them leave.
Finally caught with my breath, I stopped laughing.
"Okay you guys, out of my House now!" I yelled, they all had shock written in their faces. I just rolled my eyes.
"Out. NOW." I yelled a bit higher than before. I opened the door and showed the doorway at them. They all looked down and just followed.
"Will we ever see you again?" Niall asked. His eyes caught me off guard. Its mesmerizing, It's just too eye catching.
"Maybe. Now buh-bye!" I said and slammed the door right in there faces. I went to peek at my window to see if they left. Instead I saw them talking. What the fuck? Aren't they going to leave?!
I opened my door and stomped my way outside, facing the idiots.
I glared at them.
"The hell?! What are you guys doing here?! You're going to make a ruckus!! Fan girls around the block will fucking crowd around my house!" I hissed. They all glanced at each other then faced me again.
"But, we want to stay!" Louis whined. I shot a glare at him.
These guys are seriously getting on my nerves!
"No, you are not allowed to stay!" I yelled. Liam smirked and shook his head in disagreement.
|Megan Fox||as Scarlett Lauren|
|Zayn Malik||as himself|
|Niall Horan||as himself|
|Louis Tomlinson||as himself|
|Harry Styles||as himself|
|Liam Payne||as himself|