50 Things That Tell You You're a Hardcore Harry Potter Fan

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50 Things that tell you you’re a hardcore Harry Potter Fan

1. You own a t-shirt with your favorite house on it.

2. You own a wand.

3. When you hear an owl you think of Hedwig.

4. When you see a goblin you’re tempted to ask them to get into your vault.

5. You hop on brooms and throw balls at your friends.

6. You’re still waiting for your letter to Hogwarts, don’t worry its coming.

7. When you found out about the new area in Universal Studios, Hogwarts, you just HAD to go.

8. The first thing you think of when you see a ferret, is Draco Malfoy.

9. When anyone asks what house you live in, you say Griffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin.

10. You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

11. You asked for a broom for Christmas.

12. When you want light, you mutter lumos hoping it will work.

13. When your computer says you have mail, you wait for an owl.

14. You got burned while trying to get to Diagon Alley.

15. You fell down after trying to get through platform 9 ¾.

16. You try on hoods hoping one of them ends up as an invisibility cloak.

17. Whenever you want something, you first say ‘Accio’.

18. You refer to your chemistry class as Potions.

19. You tap random bricks hoping the walls will melt away and reveal the wizard world.

20. You named you pet cat Crookshanks.

21. You named you pet rat Scabbers.

22. You say wicked since Ron does.

23. When you hear someone say You-Know-Who you automatically think of Voldemort.

24. You were kicked after the theater after standing up and yelling ‘THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK’, during any of the movies.

25. You call your horses HippoGriffs.

26. You took a wand into the movie Woman in Black and yelled ‘Avada Kedavra’ when she appeared.

27. When you want someone to disappear you mutter random words hoping it’s a spell.

28. You find yourself singing random songs from the movies.

29. You own a Harry Potter plushy (safe to say I actually do).

30. Your annoying cousin, you refer to him as Dudley.

31. Every time you get on a train you hope it’ll take you to Hogwarts.

32. Every time you get in a car you wish one day it will fly.

33. Random objects you refer to as ‘muggle made’.

34. When your door breaks you blame it on Haggrid.

35. You refer to yourself as a mud blood because both of your parents as muggles.

36. You’re afraid to open your Valentine in fear it will yell at you then eat itself.

37. You’re afraid to open a box of chocolates and eat them because you think they’ll make you love sick to someone you don’t like.

38. You talk to snakes at the zoo.

39. You yell ‘protego’ when someone throws something at you.

40. You know what your patronus looks like.

41. The Grimm Reaper is actually a dementor.

42. You want your mirror to approve your looks.

43. You’ve looked at ticket master for the Weird Sisters next tour.

44. When a man is about to ask you a question in a broom isle you say, “Sorry but I’m looking for a Firebolt”.

45. You ask for pumpkin juice at restaurants.

46. One day you wish your polyjuice potion will actually work.

47. Dumbledore is your grandfather.

48. You call you younger siblings your house elves.

49. You call your principal Dumbledore.

50. Your room is decorated in your house colors.

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