Something About His Drumsticks

I kept banging my head against the steering wheel's horn, causing it to just keep honking for what seemed like hours. C.C. was whining and holding his ears the whole time.

"How-can-you-listen-to-screamo-but-not-a-car-horn-honking?" I asked in between head bangs.

"One, screamo is music. Two, that is just noise!"

I stopped when the door opened and Zacc got in.

"What the what, Nikki?!"

Zacc glared me down, then stopped when Chrissy Coma held his hand out to him. Zacc's eyes went wide and he said, "Dear god, you kidnapped C.C. from BVB! You always said you would, but I didn't think you were serious!"

C.C.'s went wide. "You were planning on kidnapping me?!"

I shrugged.

"Just for a few short years."

C.C. started mumbling under his breath about how weird I was, and Zacc just starred at him.

"Zacc bro, I know you have a crush on C.C. but stop starring at him. Its creeping me out. Seriously."

Zacc glared at me. I stuck my tongue out, and turned down his street.

"I just can't believe that the drummer from Black Veil Brides is in your car."

"Well, you better believe it baby. Now, get the fudge out of my car!"

Zacc kept starring at C.C. as he got out. C.C. just kept looking down, obviously uncomfortable.

"Off to the grocery store!"

C.C. clapped his hands together, and I could already feel my money disappearing.

When we pulled onto the parking lot I grabbed C.C. before he could go crazy. He pouted at me, and I said, "We are only getting the essentials!" He just nodded, obvioysly mad.

-Three Hours Later-

Coming out of the store, I looked at C.C. He was munching on donuts, pizza, sour straws, gummy bears, and chips. Some time, half way through shopping he said, "Fuck the essentials!"

Once we got into the car, I took a big breath.

"Okay, C.C. what time is it?"

"Hout un irty." I looked over at C.C. to see him with a mouthfull of donuts and just rolled my eyes.

I grabbed my phone and saw it was one thirty.

"C.C. we've been gone three hours!"

C.C. spit out his food and said, "What the actual donut hole?"

"Time really flies by."

C.C. shook his head, eyes wide. "No, its this car. Its a time machine. We went into the future."

I gasped and said, "What if we didn't go forward just three hours? What if.. Its been years?"

We both looked at each other, eyes wide, mouths hanging open.

"Get to the house!!! Now!!!"

C.C. yelled, pointing at the road. I hit the gas pedal, and tried my best to avoid any police. When we pulled into my drive way, we both just sat there and starred at my house. C.C. then unbuckled and slid into the floorboards. He motioned for me to follow, I did with a ton of reluctance. Once down there, I looked at C.C.

"What if, the future BVB is evil?"

I started pondering this, and then face palmed.

"We're so fucked, Chrissy!"

Then we peaked our heads up above the dash board and there they were. Ashley and Andy starring at us through the window. I yelped and pushed C.C. back into the floor. We both sat there, curled in very uncomfortable positions. Then our doors flew open, and we were both dragged out of the car. I was screaming and flailing my arms around.

"Let go of me, you future mind zombie!"

I heard C.C. scream. "You mean they're zombies too?! AGH!"

I was thrown over somebody shoulders, and I started pounding against his back. I growled, and was then thrown face down on the couch. I scrambled to see the future mind zombies and saw C.C. being thrown on top of me. I yelped and tried dodging him, but his bony ass hit my stomach. All the air was knocked out of me, and I just whined.

"Nikki, breathe. We have to stick together. The future BVB zombies are going to kill us!"

I looked up and saw Andy, Ashley, and Jinxx were starring at us.

"What the fuck are you two talking about?" Ashley asked.

I gasped and grabbed C.C.'s face. "They don't even understand us! C.C., in the future they can't even understand English!"

C.C.'s face turned into horror and amusement. I was trying my best to laugh my ass off. Then Jake came in, hands full with groceries, and everybody turned to him.

"Whats up, guys? You figure out what those two were doing in the car?"

C.C. spoke up first. "So, we didn't go into the future?"

Jinxx face palmed, and said, "No. Its just a few hours after you guys went to get food."