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How To Be A Single Girl 101

 

Broken hearted? Dumped? Here’s a list that will help you to finally move on. Be one of the girls who knows how to handle their new relationship status – being single. Be the next single girl who will learn from this guide: How to Be A Single Girl 101

 

1.       GET WASTED!

-        First process of moving on is to accept the fact that you’re finally over. O-V-E-R! Drown your sorrows with alcohol. Get wasted and then move on.

 

2.       DO a REBOUND GUY!

-        Find someone who’s really really gorgeous and one who suits your tastes well. SCREW HIM! Get laid with no commitments. Just be careful – USE A RUBBER!

 

3.       Get a total make over.

-        They say one way of showing others that you’re in the process of moving on is to do a total make-over. He likes your hair long? Then cut it short. Get rid of that pimples and everything that’s blocking your real beauty.

 

4.       Exercise Regime!

-        After all those alcohols, chocolates amd chips intake, you need to exercise to lose the weight you gained. Remember, being sexy bring you confidence.

 

5.       Do something extreme.

-        Do something you haven’t done before and extremely dangerous but fun. (e.i, Bungee jumping, sky diving, mountain climbing.)

 

6.       Get wild!

-        Get a tattoo, a navel piercing or anything that involves a total body modification.

 

7.       Buy yourself something extremely expensive and selfish.

-        This should be a material thing. A piece of jewelry, a car or anything that is worth more than ten thousand pesos!

 

8.       Take a break. TRAVEL!

-        You can travel but you have to go somewhere you’ve never been before. And you’ve got to use your passport.

 

9.       Break a law!

-        This will be fun! You can choose whatever law you’ll break. No need to elaborate more.

 

10.   BE HAPPY!

-        You need to live your life to the fullest. Stop thinking  about that good-for-nothing-jerk who left you. Enjoy life, be happy, be Jollibee! :D

 

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