A Week With Five Sex Gods (One Direction Fan Fiction)

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Chapter Three

"Don't panic." Liam said.

"Don't panic? My best friend is waiting for me to drive her home, probably worried sick, and your telling me not to fucking panic?!" I said panicking. "This is great. Can this day get any worse? First I have to come to this stupid meet and greet. Then, trying to be a good friend, cause this whole big fucking scene just to get autographs. And now I'm stuck on this bus?! Oh my- if my parents find out.-I'm already in enough trouble for failing two classes. Now this? Oh god, what am I going to do?" I said pacing back and forth, doing that thing where I talk to myself when I'm angry.

"Zoey. Breathe." Louis said taking my face in-between his hands. "Get a hold of yourself woman."

"Okay, Liam, call Paul. See If there's any way we can turn this bus around. And Zoey..just calm down." Louis ordered. I nodded.

No need to panic Zo. Calm down. Remember how to breathe. In and out. In and out. This isn't fucking working. Oh my god, I'm screwed. I'm going to be in a shit load of trouble. 'Get a hold of your self Zoey' i thought, mentally slapping myself. They're going to turn the bus around, everything is going to be alright.

"They can't turn the bus around." Liam said, hanging up the phone.

"WHAT?! No. No. No. This isn't happening." I said to myself.

"Atleast not for another week. We have a concert in the next state over. But we're coming back here next week." Liam informed.

"The next state over?! That's it. I'm dead. Might as well start picking my fucking coffin out. How about purple, it's a nice color." I said.

"Well we're not planned to stop until we reach the next state. You can have some one pick you up there-"

"Ha! Why don't you just hand me the murder weapon so I can off myself before my parents do."

"Or, you stay here and we bring you back next week." Liam said.

"What am I going to do?" I said sinking into their couch. Yes their tour bus had a couch. "If my parents find out-"

"What do you mean if?" Zayn asked.

"They're out of town on a business trip for the next two weeks." I said.

"Perfect. We can play our show and get you home without your parents even knowing." Zayn said.

"Call-what's her name?" Liam asked.

"Cassie." Louis said before I got a chance to.

"Yes, Cassie. Have her cover for you."

"What about clothes?" I said trying to think of another excuse as to why I couldn't stay.

"Our stylist can get you clothes!" Louis informed. "All she ever does is dress us. She'd be glad to dress a girl."

"Although she has tried to give us rather feminine clothing a time or two." Niall said making me laugh.

"This is ridiculous. You can't actually believe I can stay a week with complete strangers." I said.

"There's nothing else we can do." Liam said.

"This can't be happening." I said to myself. "Alright, one week. Then you take me straight home."

"WooHoo! Slumber par-taaayyy." Louis shouted.

"You need to calm down, it's not that exciting. It's crazy if you ask me. I mean, it's not the craziest thing I've done; but it's pretty damn crazy." I said making my way to the back room closing the door to call Cassie.

"Hey girl hey!" she said answering the phone. "What's taking so long, you know how I get when I have to wait. I'm not patient at all. Anyways, I got us some MickyD's-"

"Cassie, you will not believe-hold up! You drove my car?! You fucking idiot. If you got caught-" I yelled.

"Ah, but I didn't." she said.

"Quit being a smart ass and listen. This band your so obsessed with is psycho! They kidnapped me. I'm trapped on their bus." I said.

"Oh my monkey sticks! Your with One Direction right now?!" she asked.

"Worse, I'm stuck on their tour bus for the next week if you don't come get me!"

"Ah!" she yelled. "That's amazing! You're so lucky."

"Glad to see your so worried about me. Did I mention I'm stuck on a bus with five complete strangers? Now, our next stop is Seattle and they're not coming to L.A. until next week. You need to come get me!" I yelled back.

"Are you serious? You want me to come get you? I don't have a license!" she said. Remind me to bitch slap her the next time I see her.

"So you can drive to get your fat ass some food but you can't come get your best friend?!" I said shocked.

"Driving to a fast food place is one thing, but driving to a different state is another!" I admit she had a point. But she can't actually expect me to spend the next week with complete strangers.

"Well, since your so useless the least you can do is cover for me. Drive my car to your house and no more. If I find out your drove it any more I will cut you. Understand?" I questioned.

"Gosh, your such a bitch you know that?"

"Thank you." I said.

"I love you." she laughed. "Bye boo."

"Adios boo." I said hanging up.

I brace my self to open the door and go out there and face a week with these psychos.

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Harry Stylesas Harry
Louis Tomlinsonas Louis
Zayn Malikas Zayne
Niall Horanas Niall
Liam Payneas Liam
Cher Lloydas Zoey

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