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The Despicable Guy Book 2

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Few days bago ang scheduled check-up ni Jersey sa OB-GYNE nya, napansin ni Kevin na sobrang saya ng asawa. Parang few days ago ay ayaw nyang malaman kung babae o lalaki ang anak nila, pero ngayon.. may pakanta-kanta pa. Sa course ng pregnancy ni Jersey, eto na ata ang pinakamasaya siya.

 

 

"Can you please stop smiling?"

 

 

Nagulat si Jersey nang sabihin yun ni Kevin habang kumakain sila ng breakfast. He's looking at her weirdly. "Huh? Why?"

 

"It's creeping me out. Last week ka pang ganyan. Anong meron?"

 

"Uhh.. bakit masama bang ngumiti? I thought you love my smile? My.. tantalizing smile?" mas ngumiti pa kaya mas nandiri si Kevin. "Ano bang problema mo?"

 

"Umamin ka nga. May ginawa kang weird noh?"

 

Todo iling si Jersey. "So masama na ngang ngumiti ngayon, huh?"

 

"Yang mga ngiti mong yan ang delikado eh. May implied meaning yan. Come on, tell me!"

 

Hesitant pa si Jersey pero tumayo na rin siya at may kinuha ito sa sala. "Sure kang gusto mong makita?" tinago pa nito ang iPad sa likuran nya.

 

"Ano nga yan?" naiinis na si Kevin.

 

"Promise me you won't hate me for doing this."

 

"Kung picture mo yan eh di--" Jersey hit him. "Oo na sige na! I'm not mad. Ano yan?"

 

Jersey turned on her iPad and did something on it. "Last week, habang naghihintay ako sa'yo, someone sent me a link for this.. website. I got crazy over this since then!!" she excitedly gushed. "Feeling ko matutuwa ka rito! As in!"

 

Nawalan tuloy ng gana si Kevin sa pagkain. "What's that?"

 

"Tadaaaaa!!!" proud niyang pinakita ang iPad sa asawa. "Just look at this!"

 

 

(O     _O) "What the fuck is that!?"

 

Kunwaring nahurt si Jersey sa reaction ni Kevin. "Grabe! Look at that!" "ANO NGA YAN!?"

"Okay chill  ka lang! You see.. the site I  was talking about morphs faces  of two people para mavisualize ang itsura ng magiging anak nila. Look at that!"

 

He can't believe it. Alam niyang minsang baliw si Jersey pero never niyang inimagine na aabot ang sawa sa ganitong state. "W-wait.. so you're saying.. you morphed your face with another guy's? At eto ang itsura ng magiging anak niyo if ever?"

 

"Yup.. and this.." she held the iPad closely to him, "is my son with Coco Martin will look like."

 

Halos mabuga ni Kevin ang kung anumang nasa bibig niya. "What the fu-- yan ang magiging anak nyo ni Coco Martin? Bak--"

 

"Hey, he's got my eyes! And Coco's nose!"

 

Nilayo ni Kevin ang iPad sa kanya. "Stop it. Parang sira lang, Jersey. I love you, but please stop doing that."

 

Jersey pouted. "I have others to show you!"

 

"What!? This is ridiculous! At si-- Is that Adam Levine!?" Natawa si Jersey sa itsura ni Kevin. "How can you tell?"

"The eyebrows! Buti na lang mukha lang ng baby yan, kundi naiimagine kong may tattoo yan sa braso," Kevin said bitterly.

 

"Ano ba Kevin, can you be a little supportive here please? Minsan lang ako maging ilusyonada eh!" Sighing, he looked again at the picture. "This looks way better than Coco Martin's kid." "Correction, anak namin ni Coco Martin yun, love."

 

 

"How can you say 'love' and Coco Martin in a sentence? That's cheating, you know."

 

Hinampas ni Jersey sa braso ni Kevin ang iPad, mahina lang naman. "Mas OA ka pa sakin! Anong cheating? Hanggang morphs na nga lang ako eh! Never naman silang magiging akin!"

 

"Kasi sa akin ka na?" he confidently said with a smirk.

 

"Ulul. Ewan ko sa'yo," but she smiled back. "Anyway, onto the next one!"

 

"Shit Jersey.. pati ba naman si Ryan Gosling? Really?" he spat out unbelievingly. "Hindi bagay sa kanya ang blonde. Kadiri tignan."

 

"Pero gwapo naman!"

 

He shrugged. "Mas gwapo ako dyan."

 

"Whatever. Oh, take a look at this. I know you won't remember him.. but he played for the Ol--"

 

"Is that Tom.. Daley?" Jersey sheepishly nodded. "Ah so you're now lusting over Olympians. And fast swimmers. Right.

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Cast

Aaron Yanas Kevin Santos
Danita Paneras Jersey Santiago
Jiro Wangas Jicker Herrera
Dawn Balagotas Blanche Alonzo
Akanishi Jinas Marlo Chavez

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